The corny joke thread

[The Shoe Fairy]

4 Catholic mothers are talking to each other. Ms A; Ms B; Ms C and Ms D
So Ms B Asks "what do your sons do for a living?" and Ms A says" My son is a preist. when he walks in people mutter"father". " Ms C says "not to brag, but my son is a bishop, so when he walks in people say "your eminence". Then Ms D says "My son is the pope, so When he walks into a room people say "your holiness";but Ms B, what is your son?"
So Ms B says" well my son is Jon Bon Jovi, and when he walks into a room people say " Oh my God!"

 

[The Shoe Fairy]

A drummer and a Bass player get into a cab. Who is the musican?




















The Cab Driver!

 

[Oscarfan]

What's the difference between an underwater comic and one on land?













































































The one on land has a DRY sense of humor!

Hehehehehe...get it? Dry?

Am I fired again?

 

[Colbynfriends]

nice joke.

What did baby chickens call Scrooge?







Cheap

 

[D'Snowth]

A trio of female convicts are running from the police, one brunette, one redhead, and one blonde.

They all seek shelter in a nearby barn, but since there was really no place for them to hide, they each ducked behind sacks of potatoes, just as the police entered the barn to search.

The brunette sneezed really loudly, and when one cop asked "What was that?", she responds with "Meow! Meow!", to which, a second officer says "Aw, it's just a stray cat."

Just then, the redhead sneezed really loudy, and when the second officer asked "What was that?", she responds with "Woof! Woof!", to which, the first officer says "Aw, it's just a stray dog."

Finally, the blonde sneezed really loudy, and when both officers asked "What was that?", she responds with "Potato! Potato!"

Guess who got arrested?

 

[bazooka_beak]

What do you call it when a ghost makes a mistake?

...

A grave error!

 

[Oscarfan]

What's a ghost's favorite desert?












































































Boo-berry pie!

Ghosts in crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Are you scaring me or booing me?

Ghosts: BOTH!

 

[Kiki]

How does Micheal Jackson pick his nose?






























From a catalogue!

=P

 

[Winslow Leach]

How does Micheal Jackson pick his nose?






























From a catalogue!

=P

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

[The Shoe Fairy]

Nice one!