The corny joke thread

[Ilikemuppets]

*rimshot*

I wasn't going to say anything.

 

[muppet maniac]

How do dogs like their eggs? Pooched!

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a kangaroo? You get a hen that lays down!

An old man is at a diner, and orders a hamburger. But when he gets it, he's unhappy. The waiter asks why he's unhappy, and the man says that he has no teeth.

 

[ngreen522]

What do you call a woman who stands between two goal posts?

Annette

 

[ngreen522]

Why can't you take exams in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs.

 

[Oscarfan]

What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?
































































Broken!

Man: "Bring on Bill Cosby!"

Allright. *cough cough* Ya' see, these kids today are all with the rap music, with their hippin and their hoppin'. But where the Jello Pudding pops?

Thank You! *splat* I deserved that in some way.

 

[Ilikemuppets]

You know he's actually pudding out a rap album, right?

 

[ngreen522]

You know he's actually pudding out a rap album, right?

No. ... seriously? ..... what is the world coming to?
I was actually watching Bill's Stand-up just this past weekend. He was a funny dude. .... but rap? it's got to be some kind of joke.

 

[Teheheman]

I thought it was because of the word "pudding"

Daniel

 

[Ilikemuppets]

No. ... seriously? ..... what is the world coming to?
I was actually watching Bill's Stand-up just this past weekend. He was a funny dude. .... but rap? it's got to be some kind of joke.

No, it's real and he has more albums on the way. But rest assure he will not be rapping on them. He said he can't even move his mouth to talk the way the rappers do, lol!

I thought it was because of the word "pudding"

Daniel

Just humor there, heh!

 

[Oscarfan]

*BUMP!* Hey! Watch where you're goin' will ya'?

In honor of Halloween:

Knock-Knock
Who's There?
Boo
Boo Who?
Why are you crying?

(Crowd-Type Peison: Because your act is so bad!)