Mary Louise
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Here's one I remember seeing as a kid:
There was also a third one in between Happy and sad and Clean and Dirty. A basketball player dribbling a ball enters the machine and the machine answers, TALL OR SHORT, and the basketball player comes out really tiny.The OR machine.
Slow OR fast:
A snail crawls into the machine, and comes out the other side zipping and zooming leaving trails of dust in his wake (40 years before "Turbo").
Happy OR sad:
A girl walks in laughing her butt off, but comes out bawling her eyes out. This always bothered me, what happened in the machine to leave her tearing up a hankie? If I were her, I'd go back through the machine and be happy again.
The last example:
Clean OR...OR... OR...
A man walks in with an immaculate white suit, but comes out the same.
The machine fixes the problem making him DIRTY!!!! by blowing a ton of black soot on him.
The snail got the best deal.
I thought there was another one, but I wasn't sure. At least the basketball player can switch sports and become a jockey. 8)There was also a third one in between Happy and sad and Clean and Dirty. A basketball player dribbling a ball enters the machine and the machine answers, TALL OR SHORT, and the basketball player comes out really tiny.
P&L for Plain."S & L" Does anyone remember this Electric Company cartoon? We see a guy looking at the entrance of a fancy new restaurant called the S & L. "I gotta try it," said the guy as he entered and sat at a table. He asked the waiter for their specialty. The waiter replied, "Our Sludge." The guy asked for it and the waiter brought in a plate with the word SLUDGE on it. "Have you got anything else?" asked the guy. The waiter took away the sludge and placed the word SLOP on the plate. The guy asked for something else and the waiter brought in SLIME. Then the guy asked one more time and finally, the waiter brought in the word SLAW. "What kind of slaw?" asked the guy. "Beautiful Slaw," replied the waiter. "I'll take it," said the guy. The waiter asked if he would like his slaw topped with sludge, slop. or slime. But the guy replied, "Plain slaw." "PLAIN SLAW?!" gasped the waiter, "Sir, this is the S & L. Perhaps the gentleman would rather visit the P & L for plain, no?" And next door to the S & L was a small run down building covered with garbage cans called the P & L.