The "Byron & Chasity" Journal

[Luke]

Re: Re: The "final sketch"?

Originally posted by FellowWLover
She said,"I have to switch shifts because you seem to be spending an inordinate amount of time thinking about me. Also, I am hoping that once I am on the morning shift nobody will notice that I have a very limited vocabulary."

**** - Yeah are you sure she isn't a robot Byron ? Then again, might be good for ya if she is. Maybe Byron should move to first shift too ....... and get used to getting restraining orders.

 

[Janice & Mokey's Man]

No, no...she says more stuff (ya must not be readin' everything, ), and she's so soft and sweet, the fact that she's more a "supporting" character of my work cast draws me to her even more...

 

[Luke]

Originally posted by Janice & Mokey's Man
the fact that she's more a "supporting" character of my work cast draws me to her even more..

Byron, i'm sad - i don't want The "Byron & Chasity" Journal to end - it's become a part of my daily life and i often to check in to see if you've been dumped .... errrr ..... read the latest installments. I really don't want this to suddenly end and then ten years later you make some kind of cheap prequel movie ....... for the love of mankind i hope you get your hairy bee'hind outa bed 30 minutes earlier now !

 

[Janice & Mokey's Man]

Luke

LOL!

YOU don't want it to end?!?! LOL!

And I'll try to get there a li'l earlier from now on... (heeheehee...)

 

[Billy's Girl]

So did you get to see her in between shifts Byron?

 

[Janice & Mokey's Man]

I'll find out next week, Amy.

And I didn't get to sit by her Saturday. All the first shift people were gone already when it was time for us to start. I had this horrid thought that maybe Shawn (the guy who sits by me) would get there first and perhaps take the seat by her out of sheer cruel irony (he's married, he woulda been a WASTE there), but we retained our reg'lar seats. So there went my last chance to sit in the vacant seat by her with an actual reason.

And Saturdays are weird with less hours (breaks and lunch ain't as "fixed"), so I didn't get to talk to her at all.

And she was so soft and pretty in her crisp, light blue shirt and tan pants...

*sigh*

"It's not easyyyyyyy likin' Chasityyyyyyyyy..."

 

[Billy's Girl]

Originally posted by Janice & Mokey's Man
I'll find out next week, Amy.

And she was so soft and pretty in her crisp, light blue shirt and tan pants...

That's a long time to wait for new results in your 'relationship'!!

I'm glad she looked lovely for you

 

[Janice & Mokey's Man]

Originally posted by Amy
That's a long time to wait for new results in your 'relationship'!!

Yeah, well, the writers need a li'l time to write any possible future sketches, though we haven't gotten word yet if "Byron & Chasity" will remain a mainstay like "Veterinarian's Hospital", or if it'll just suddenly vanish like "Wayne & Wanda".





(And actually, I've heard rumors within the company that the reason they are movin' the Chasity character to 1st shift is because she may be gettin' a new performer to take her over from whomever has been doin' her up to this point...don't know any confirmation on this for sure yet, though...)

I'm glad she looked lovely for you

Thank you, so am I.

 

[Luke]

Originally posted by Janice & Mokey's Man
she may be gettin' a new performer to take her over from whomever has been doin' her up to this point...

Lets hope it's someone a little more vocal and widely read !

I have an idea Byron - how about you get promoted above her and then you'd be her supervisor and could tell her what to do. Like "Chasity, we are now implemeting a strict uniform code for all people called Chasity - you now have to come to work dressed as a bunny girl!"

 

[sarah_yzma]

Originally posted by Luke
Chasity - you now have to come to work dressed as a bunny girl!"

that's gonna make her fall head over heels.........luke's right...get used to restraining orders! i say just keep doing what you are doing...then if in oh...5 years it don't work, then try the bunny suit...

i thought you were complaining about work on another thread....now you probably don't wanna leave!


Sarah