The "Byron & Chasity" Journal

[FellowWLover]

Originally posted by Amy
Hey Kentucky Boy - If I make the effort to come over to the USA I expect people to be showing me a good time!!!

There ain't no 'maybe' about it!!

I was just gonna say that.

A date all the way from New Zealand is pretty much a sure thing if I ever heard of it!

 

[Fozzie Bear]

Well, regarding the video deal thing, I'm sure there'll be enough $$ to go around, and yes even to grant some to Chewbacca himself.

On the other front, I'm actually kinda sad for him that his new item is moving on to a different shift. Lord knows, I've been there and I know how it feels. There's nothing like watching the girl of your dreams being dragged off in a straight-jacket back to the institution!!

Well, I'm feeling confident that if LOVE is to prevail, then so it shall be that Byron will find himself moving into the next shift spot available and sitting next to his fair maiden, at which point he will sweep her off her feet--

--unless she's falling because she tripped on his hair...

 

[anathema]

Originally posted by Fozzie Bear
--unless she's falling because she tripped on his hair...

I thought you were gettin' a bit too sentimental there!

 

[Super Scooter]

Hey, there, anathema!

This is WAY off subject, but, are there any Spinneys over there in Scotland? Just wondering if there are, or did they all come over to America.

Scoot

And, Foz, get a life.

Just kiddin'!

 

[anathema]

Originally posted by Super Scooter
Hey, there, anathema!

This is WAY off subject, but, are there any Spinneys over there in Scotland? Just wondering if there are, or did they all come over to America.

Scoot

Dunno...what's one o' those when it's at home? I know what a spinney is, but since you capitalised the word, I'm guessin' you're not talking about trees...

 

[Super Scooter]

hehehehehehehehehehehe! Well, I guess I know where the name comes from!

Spinney is my mother's maiden name, it's also the last name of the guy who plays Big Bird and Oscar the Grouch. The Spinneys came over to America and I just wanted to see if there were any left over there.

Tree???



I could have sworn it meant "Great Warrior!"

 

[anathema]

Originally posted by Super Scooter
hehehehehehehehehehehe! Well, I guess I know where the name comes from!

Spinney is my mother's maiden name, it's also the last name of the guy who plays Big Bird and Oscar the Grouch. The Spinneys came over to America and I just wanted to see if there were any left over there.

Tree???



I could have sworn it meant "Great Warrior!"

'Fraid not!

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=spinney


I have no idea if there are any over here; the Census website has been knackered since it went online more than a year ago.

 

[Fozzie Bear]

SOOOOooooooo...

Wonder what will be today's "Byron and Chasity" entry?

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Fan Fiction of the B&C Story:
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Time: Sometime in the near future.
Place: Work.

The bells toll for work and during the shift change, Byron finds himself fumbling stacks of paperwork, lunch, cd's, photos to sign for his endearing fans, and several hair brushes. Chasity walks over and opens the door for him.

Chasity: Hi tall, dark, and hairy.
Byron: "LOL!"
Chasity:
Byron: How's work?
Chasity: Oh, it's been better.
Byron: What's wrong?
Chasity: I don't get to see you as much anymore, and my life is empty and unfulfilled.
Byron: I fill your life?
Chasity: With JOY a thousand times over!

Quickly, Byron runs away to the store and darts back.

Byron: Here's some dishwashing detergent for your life to be fulfilled with!
Chasity: What is it?
Byron: Joy, get it?!

(I agree, a LOT of work for him to go through for such a simple joke.

REALLY!

IT IS!!)

Later that same day, they are standing by the filing cabinets.

Byron: LOL!
Chasity: LOL! lol LOL lOL Lol!!
Byron: LolOLOlloLOLL?
Chasity: LolOLOlOlOlLOLLolOlL.
Byron: LOL? Lol.
Chasity: L.

Finally, just as Byron finds himself fumbling with all his junk and the ideas of a manpurse begins to streak through his mind, they meet again at the back door.

Byron: So, Chasity. I guess that you're going home?
Chasity: No, doofus, I'm on a different shift, and am coming to work.
Byron: Oh, so, you need a ride home or anything?
Chasity: I'm just COMING to work.
Byron: I see, so when you get off work, wanna go out or something?
Chasity: I can't. I have other plans.
Byron: Oh. So, do you have a boyfriend?
Chasity: No, well, sorta.
Byron: Oh. What's his name?
Chasity: Caroline.
Byron: OOOOOooooohhhhhhhhhhh!!

The end of the story is here where Byron doesn't feel so bad now that she didn't have much to do with him.
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The end. By Foz.

 

[anathema]

ROTFLMAO!

You're a bad, bad man, Foz...

 

[radionate]

I so might have to have a crack at fan fiction for this thread. Think Kev covered most of the bases.