The "Byron & Chasity" Journal

[radionate]

We have a restaurant in Oxford called Down South. It's good eatin'!!!!

 

[anathema]

We used to have one in Leeds called 'The Loose Moose'. Rather disturbing, really!

 

[Luke]

It’s time for yet another made up episode of the “Byron and Chasity Journal” - a story of romance, passion, animal magnetism and loads of other juicy stuff that’ll happen once we replace Byron - the hairy sasquatch that can’t get ‘any’ in the continuing tale of the data input office where nothing ever happens ..........

Monday 13th January - 4pm

Byron is sitting at a table in the break room with a vacant seat beside him. Chasity enters :-

Byron :- Hi Chasity
Chasity :- *Giggles* LOL
Byron :- I’m going to the drive-in on Saturday to see a sexy hot romantic film full of passionate clinches and erotic action.
Chasity :- Oh, they’re showing Star Wars again ?
Byron :- Yeah, don’tcha just love that Chewbacca ? He brings out the animal in me.
Chasity :- *Giggles* LOL I dressed up as Princess Leia once to go see Star Wars. I had on this incredibly see-thru white dress, no bra and my hair in a cute little bun. Those were the days, i’d give anything to do that again. So who are you taking ?
Byron :- My mom
Chasity :- Oh
Byron :- But i have a really great Care Bears collection, i’d love to show you my Care Bear cousin, he’s from ‘Down South’.
Chasity :- *Giggles* I’ve loved the Care Bears ever since i was a little girl
Byron :- Same here
Chasity :- You know Byron, my water bottles empty and i’m feeling incredibly hot.
Byron :- Well I only have my own and i have this hygiene obsession.
Chasity :- I’d like nothing more than to strip to my underwear and pour water all down me. You can do it if you like ?
Byron :- No Chasity, What if someone stole your clothes ?
Chasity :- Byron, i’ve been meaning to tell you something - all this time i’ve been like a little schoolgirl. giggling and LOL’ing, the truth is whenever i see you my skin goes all goose pimply and i feel so, so ........
(Chasity Sits Down)
Byron :- What, What ? Allergic to me ?
Chasity :- No, errr, sticky. I think i just sat on your sandwiches.
Byron :- Jeez Chasity, do you know how much they cost me ?
Chasity :- I’m gonna have to take my skirt off and get it clean somehow, what are you looking at ?
(Chasity has stood up and slipped down her skirt revealing her underwear)
Byron :- (Looks Aghast) Ja ..... Ja .... Janice Panties !!!!!!!!!!!

**** DRAMATIC PANTY RELATED CLIFFHANGER ****

Tune in tommorow when you’ll hear Byron say :-

“I’m having a party Tuesday night, sorry Chasity, it's guys only !”

Special Note :- In the interests of plot development, the part of Chasity was played tonight by an actress with a vocabulary.

 

[Janice & Mokey's Man]

Originally posted by radionate
I find it rather scary that you know more details about the guys at work, then you do about this girl you have a "crush" on.

That's cause I'm nearer the guys, so you we actually talk more and I hear more conversationy things and comments to/from others.

And as for Jessica's li'l innuendos,

Trust me, Chasity has my FULL attention.

(And I even confessed muh love for her to Shawn today---it felt safe to now that she's gone. Let's just hope he don't go embarrassin' me none should he see her!!

Really!

Let's hope!)

 

[Janice & Mokey's Man]

Originally posted by Luke
Tune in tommorow when you’ll hear Byron say :-

“I’m having a party Tuesday night, sorry Chasity, it's guys only !”

That'un belongs in the "Muppet Fans: Things They'd Never Say!" thread, lol...

And I never saw this goin' into Fan Fiction---this is just wrong!!



Really!

It is!

 

[Billy's Girl]

Originally posted by anathema
We used to have one in Leeds called 'The Loose Moose'. Rather disturbing, really!

No Way!!!! We had a 'Loose Moose' in Stokes Valley for a few years. Now it is the best fish and chip shop in town. But it no longer has the name 'Loose Moose'.

 

[anathema]

Singing:

"Hoots mon, there's a moose loose aboot this hoose!"

 

[FellowWLover]

Originally posted by Janice & Mokey's Man
That'un belongs in the "Muppet Fans: Things They'd Never Say!" thread, lol...

And I never saw this goin' into Fan Fiction---this is just wrong!!



Really!

It is!

Oh I definately saw it going *right* there when you started this thread. Byron, some things just can't be detailed in a public forum.

Seriously, I think you have been picked on enough (although your usual crowd of fans might disagree). Aren't you looking for a new job anyway? There are plenty of fish in the sea.

 

[Luke]

Originally posted by Amy
No Way!!!! We had a 'Loose Moose' in Stokes Valley for a few years. Now it is the best fish and chip shop in town. But it no longer has the name 'Loose Moose'.

What happened - did they run out of Moose ?

 

[Fozzie Bear]

Originally posted by FellowWLover
Seriously, I think you have been picked on enough (although your usual crowd of fans might disagree).

Oh, but you know how it is: If anybody else were to pick on him, they'd have to deal with us, too!! LOL!! It's that whole double standard thing. Sometimes I take up for him, sometimes I pick on him, but always and forever Byron is my buddy and I think very highly of my friendly yeti. That's why I started that Byron Fan Club thread once, but somehow it went terribly awry, and Bear on Patrol began zapping him with a cattle prod. So, I agree with you on that stance, as well as:

There ARE more fish in the market, and so he shouldn't be so quick to pick out one when there might be one who's better tastin' in the bunch!! Byron, don't settle for just ONE girl when you like her because the one TRUE love of your life might be right beside you and you won't even notice her because you're so focused on this one person. Don't let the good one(s) pass you by.

Heck, you might miss the real-life Janice if you don't pay better attention.