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The Banter Thread

Sgt Floyd

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*if I leave your body can I trust you to not go crazy? Also, good news. I AM in fact detecting some venom in your bloodstream, which is what is causing your craving for blood. It is a VERY small amount. We can either wait until it leaves naturally or I can suck it out (not that I want your blood in my mouth again). as soon as it is out, you will not have any more cravings for blood*
 

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Let's wait for it to leave. And yes you can trust me.
 

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*leaves lola's body*

Ok, I'm guessing, since its only a trace amount, should go away in a few minutes...
 

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Ok, It went away, well the cravings and all. But is this cool thing gonna stay
*licks upper teeth, and fangs are still there* they are really cool!
 

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Hey, did they replace your werewolf teeth? Do you like...permanently have them now? Like you can't put them away?

I still feel really sick...and...ugh *runs to bathroom and vomits*

*comes back in human form*

I think I'm just going to try to relax now. My head is still pounding. Here's what i think happened and why I feel so sick. vampire bats, as in the real animal, do NOT drink human blood, they drink animal blood like cows. Therefore, human blood causes a negative effect on my body and right now...thats why I'm throwing up. I cannot physically handle human blood.

Now, why I went into a bloodlust is a bit more complicated. I should have thought about this before the whole mess started, but human blood has a certain, addictive property to blood drinkers, whether or not they can actually handle it or not. its the reason why vampires drink human blood over other animals. They CAN drink animal blood, but the properties in human blood makes them want to drink more. Having never been exposed to human blood, it was like a system shock, and I lost all control.


Thankfully, I do not actually need blood to live. Its more of a treat once in a while. Because of this, even though I have tried human blood, I will not crave it like vampires, since they need blood to live.
 

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They are like stuck. But they are cool. And I will remember that you like a little animal blood every now and then.
 

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Well, at least you survived...its really rare to survive a bloodlust attack. I guess your nasty tasting blood saved you :stick_out_tongue:
 

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Haha, ya I guess it did. These fangs are cool!
 
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