The Banter Thread

[Lola p]

Sarge, come back! I should have never let him fight me! And like I said, he might be infected with lycanthropy! Do you know what that means?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*lands on random rooftop and lets out a high frequency shriek*

*hole gets blown in the next building over*

 

[Lola p]

SARGE! Get over here! I need to talk to you!

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*stops crying, looks at building*

Di...did I do that?

*hears lola calling...slowly flies over to her*

...what...

 

[Lola p]

He is infected with lycanthropy! Do you know what that means?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

...he's possibly a werewolf? and possibly has ghost powers?

 

[Lola p]

No, he IS a werewolf! And he might have ghost powers... I did this... Oh god! *turns into a wolf and runs away*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Wait...you don't know that for sure! Come back, I'm the one who is supposed to feel guilty, not you!

 

[Lola p]

No, he is! When we were healin him, I picked up traces of the disease in his bloodstream.. It is to late to treat it... *cries and runs faster*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Hey, if it makes you feel better you helped me discover a new power! Oh jeez, no one can win today

*flies after lola* Isn't there a chance he is immune to it? Maybe the ghost plasma neutralized it? You never know! Please stop!