C'mon, you can have a shirt.
*rips off shirt and grows a new tie-dyed shirt and takes it off to give to Sarge*
Look, it's tie-dye! It's like all red, and pink, and yellow, and orange, and red, and pink, and magenta, purple, and orange, and yellow, and green, and red, and blue, and pink, and orange, and yellow, and red, and all sorts of psychedelic colors!