Sweetums' Incredible Journey to Hollywood

[minor muppetz]

This is strange. Nobody's responded to this post in the last week. Last time anybody posted, it was about the small amount of racist humor I did, which I don't think was too much (I could have gone way farther with it). Nobody's responded to this thread since, nobody's commented on whetehr they think it's good or bad sice then. I have also started a few other posts which nobody has responded to yet.

I hope that people aren't boycotting me.

 

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Chapter 17

Sweetums was chasing after the bus, but it was really dark outside, and Sweetms tripped over a log.

"Ouch", said Sweetums, "But as long as I'm on the ground, I might as well sleep".

He woke up the next morning and went searching for Hollywood. He went to an old ghost town. He saw several cars, belonging to Doc Hopper and his henchmen, go past him. He saw a building, the electric mayhem bus, and a giant Animal on top of the bus. The bus started to leave.

"Hmm", thought Sweetums, "Could I just plain be seeing things?"

He then saw Animal shrink down to normal size.

"I guess so", said Sweetums, who then got an idea, "I know! I'll take a bus to hollywood".

"You'll take nothing", said Mad Man Mooney, who was standing right behind Sweetums, "You will come back to my buisness and be a jack again".

"What's the big deal?", asked Sweetums, "You were going to fire me".

"Yes", said Mad Man Mooney, "I was gonna fire you... out of a cannon".

Mad Man Mooney then through a net around sweetums, tied the end of the net, and tied the other end to his car.

"Have fun!", said Mad Man Mooney, who then started his car.

Fortunately, Sweetums was strong enouhg to break out of the net before the car moved. Mad Man Mooney drove off in full-blast and Sweetums ran as far and fast as he could. Mad Man Mooney looked in the rear-view mirror and noticed Sweetums excaping. He stuck his head out the window and turned back to see where Sweetums was going, and he ran right into a police car.

"oh, no", said Mad Man Mooney, who knew that he was going to get arrested.

 

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Chapter 18

Sweetums ran untill he was near a lake. he saw a motorboat and took it, going as fast as he could.

A man walked by and saw that the boat was gone.

"Dang it!", said the man, "That's the fifth boat this week".

Sweetums sped in the motorboat, but soon the engine blew out.

"Oh, no...", moaned Sweetums, "Now I'm stuck at sea".

Sweetums started going crazy in his boat. He was dancing in such a small space, and even jumped up and down.

Sweetums then started blurting out as many random phrases as possible. "What's up, Doc? Who's on first? Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side? Rubber Duckie, you're the one.... Ten Chocolate-Flavored cakes!..."

Eventually, he came back to his senses, and he noticed that his boat was getting closer and closer to a waterfall.

"Oh, no!", shouted the frightened Sweetums, "I'm gonna fall!"

Sweetums quickly put his hands in the water and started paddling with his hands, but he just wasn't strong enough. Soon, he fell off the waterfall, and slept for six hours.

He woke up in the hospital.

"Where am I?", asked sweetums.

"You're at the St. R. Hunt Hospital in Hollywood", said the doctor.

"Hollywood?", said Sweetums, "I made it!"

"Yes, you made it to Hollywood", said the doctor, "But you have to stay here for five days".

 

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Chapter 19: The Final Chapter

Sweetums left the hospital sooner than he had expected and was on his way to a Hollywood studio.

"These studios look great!", remarked sweetums.

Sweetums saw some studio doors and crashed through them, entering the studio that the muppets were in.

"I'm here!", said Sweetums.

"Oh, yeah", said Kermit, "You're the monster from mad man Mooney's, you're name's jack, right?"

"No, that was my job", said Sweetums, "My name is Sweetums".

"Well, hello, Sweetums", said Dr. Teeth.

"Monster! Monster!", shouted Animal.

"Why did you leave me behind?", asked Sweetums.

"Oh, we didn't realize that you wanted to go to Hollywood with us", said Kermit, "But we've got a standard 'rich and famous' contract now".

"Why don't you join us?", asked Fozzie.

Back to the present... err, from when sweetums was telling his story.

"And that's how I made it to Hollywood", said sweetums.

"That's a great story", said Robin.

"Yes, it is", said Sam, "But that still doens't explain why you were so late getting here".

"Oh, there's a logical explanation", said Sweetums, "I overslept".

Everyone laughed, except for Sam.

The End.

 

[minor muppetz]

Now that this story is done, what does everybody think?

Can anybody point out all refferences that I've included? I've already pointed out the Don Shalin refference, but what about the others?

 

[ReneeLouvier]

Um....That was....cool.

Very weird, to be honest.

"You're at the St. R. Hunt Hospital in Hollywood", said the doctor.

I do like that though. Cute. Saint Richard Hunt Hospital. I liked that. But, after the first chapter or two, it just got weirder and weirder. And not all that descriptive. But the lines are quite nice.

Just not very descriptive.

 

[minor muppetz]

Yay, one refference was acknowledged!

 

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the refferences

Here is a list of all refferences and inside jokes that I listed that haven't been pointed out by anyone:

During Sweetums' moving in party, his freinds are named carl, Richard, and John. They are named after Carl Banas (who voiced Sweetums in The frog Prince), Richard Hunt, and John Henson.

When Sweetums was working at a resturaunt, I named him Mr. Trump, after Donald Trump, and had him say "You're Fired!" to Sweetums.

When Sweetums started traveling with a group of people, one of them was named Old Man Maguyver, after the show Maguyver, and the other people with him-- Norah, Chuck, Casey, Bridget, and Indiana-- were named after people and fictional characetrs with the last name "Jones".

 

[MartyMuppets]

I love Sweetums. Good on ya minor