Swaehb! Swaehb!

[Vibs]

*Forces Beau into a corner with a loaded gun pointing towards him*

Mental pictures pretty please...

 

[Beauregard]

Well...ahh, since you asked so, um, nicely...Look! A Hare!

*points*

*then runs*

 

[JaniceFerSure]

Well...ahh, since you asked so, um, nicely...Look! A Hare!

*points*

*then runs*

Dee: A hare,that's a good one Beau.My friend Sean usually says penguin.Morning everybody in the thread,hope all is well.

 

[TogetherAgain]

<catches Beau> Ah ah ah, come on, give us the picture. Please???

 

[Vibs]

Lisa! Here take the cuffs, and the rope and the chains and tie him up while I'll stand here and point at him with the gun... and the knife... and the other gun... and the really sharp knife... and the third gun... and the knife... and the sword... and the really sharp sword...

... Okay good. Looks like he can't move at all now aye Beau? ... beau?... BEau!! Uh I guess that's a little too tight Lisa, he has to breathe after all.
*Loosens the ropes a little*
There. better. Now bring those mental pictures on or we'll... tighten the ropes again! Hahah!!

 

[JaniceFerSure]

*walking in to find Beau is bound*

Is there something going on that I should know about Beau?

*leaving post before I get into trouble*

 

[Beauregard]

How can I resist?

*clears throat*

Oh, can someone get me a glass of water? I am parched...

 

[Vibs]

*Looks mistrustful at Beau*

... And after you had that glass of water, you are gonna act a coughfit - And then you want us to get you another glass of water... And after that you suddenly get a blackout because you're hungry and we'll have to make you a sandwitch... and then when you ate the sanwitch you are feelinf cold and we 'll have to knit you a cap and a scarf and some socks... And finally we need to untie you so you can put on the scarf and when we've untied you, you'll just escape...

... Now just give us those mental pictures, and then you'll get that glass of water - maybe... okay?

 

[Infinity Sirius]

*enters the post, raises eyebrow in confusion.*
Okay...this is why they have people read past posts in order to understand the present posts.

*leaves with Kiwi Bird trailing behind*

 

[TogetherAgain]

Oh you should read this thread start to finish. Not to understand it, just to get all the comedy. There's some hilarious stuff in here...

No then, Beau, about that picture. Give.