When listening to the song Mahna Mahna, I used to say that the Snowths were singing about do-doo, do to the "doo doo doo doo doo" singing. And after hearing the Sesame Street version, where the girls sing "pa tee at bee de", I though it sounded like they were scatting about pee, sometimes joking that the line was "I gotta pee pee".
You know how clothing tags and labels usually have numbers to correspond with their sizes? Well, as a little kid, I used to think those numbers corresponded to AGE, not size... for example, if I looked at a label on a shirt of my dad's that said, say, 35-39, or some thing like, I thought, "So I'll wear clothes like this when I'm that age..."
When I was around old enough to read, my parents and I used to go on vacations very, very often! And so whenever we would go into a hotel I noticed that there would be a Bible in the end tables next to the beds. And because of course, I didn't know a thing about religious books, I would always ask my parents: "What's a Holly Bibble?!" Hehe, I said it just like that.
Oh and one more, I used to be VERY obsessed with International Delight and Coffee Mate French Vanilla Creamer! I would go into the fridge and just take a big ol' swig out of the bottle, and sneakily put it back!