Number 91 features Oscar, Big Bird, Cookie Monster, Linda, Bob, and Mr. Hooper. Plus Ernie and Bert try to share food, Kermit presents a News Flash, and Sinister Sam wants a box of crayons!
Sesame Street Old School Outline 91
Season 10: Oscar has help-itis/Big Bird recites poetry about seasons
Sponsors: J, Y, 9
Scene 1: Big Bird recites a short poem about the seasons, accompanied by superimposed visuals of the weather:
There are four seasons that make up a year,
And I’ll tell you about them right now and right here.
First is winter, with lots of cold snow.
The trees are bare and the flowers don’t grow.
Next is spring, when the flowers start to bud,
And the falling rain turns dirt into mud.
Then comes summer, with the hot yellow sun.
We go to the beach to swim and have fun.
Finally there’s fall, also known as autumn,
When we rake leaves and…uh…uh…what are the next lines? I forgot ‘em!
Muppets: An Anything Muppet painter shows off her magic “through” painting (Grover cameo at the end)
Cartoon: Typewriter Guy – Y is for Yo-Yo
Film: Making “LOST DOG” flyers for a missing dog named Ace
Muppets: Cookie Monster wheedles Ernie out of his apple by disguising himself as Doctor Monster and giving Ernie a checkup, which costs one apple!
Cartoon: Counting dinosaurs, octopuses, paper dolls, and more
Muppet/Kid Moment: Bert and Ingrid count backwards from 10 to 1
Scene 2: Bob and Linda are walking down the street carrying groceries when Oscar volunteers to help. The adults are astonished, since Oscar never offers help to anyone. Oscar explains that he’s got a rare Grouch sickness called Help-itis, which causes its victims to uncontrollably help anybody and everybody! Linda and Bob agree that Oscar needs to find a cure quickly.
Cartoon: 12 raisins fall in for their grape sergeant’s roll call (counting forwards and backwards)
Film: A Chinese New Year celebration
Muppets/Song: Rocky the Baby sings, “I Cry”
Cartoon: Pinball Count #9
Muppets: The Count and Cookie Monster cooperate to count and eat cookies
Cartoon: A boy and his dog talk about Y words
Scene 3: Oscar is helping out at Hooper’s Store, to Mr. Hooper’s disbelief. Gordon and Olivia enter for lunch, and Oscar proceeds to take their order and serve them on the spot. Gordon and Olivia are flabbergasted.
Film/Song: David sings, “Who You Looking At, Tiger?”
Cartoon: A rambunctious jacket illustrates J words. At the end, the jacket opens, revealing two children named Jenny and Jeff inside!
Muppets: Mr. Johnson tells Waiter Grover that there’s a fly in his soup. Grover has trouble understanding, as he looks under, next to, and on the bowl of soup.
Cartoon: The J train
Scene 4: While Oscar washes dishes in the back of Hooper’s Store, Bob takes the others aside. He explains that Oscar is helping everyone else out today, so what if they try to help him out with something? Grouches don’t like getting help from anyone, so that might be the cure for Oscar’s Help-itis. The adults start planning…
Muppets: Biff helps Salvador Dada hang his paintings and titles in a gallery. The titles are merely numbers, but they correspond to the number of splotches on each painting. Thus, Biff assumes that the last painting is called “Five,” but Salvador Dada declares, “I call this one ‘Chicken Soup!’”
Cartoon: J is for Jaguar (limerick poem)
Cartoon/Song: The J family jamboree
Scene 5: Oscar sits in his can, desperately looking for someone else to help. Olivia comes by and offers to help sort Oscar’s stinky sneaker collection. Oscar politely turns her down. Then Bob and Linda offer to feed his elephants, and Oscar firmly says no. Next, Mr. Hooper asks if he can help spread dirt and dust on Oscar’s floor, and Gordon offers to cook Oscar’s favorite dinner of spaghetti topped with broccoli, grapes, and chocolate syrup. Oscar shouts, “That does it! I’m not gonna help anyone else out, and I don’t want any help from anyone! Now go away and leave me alone!” As he slams the lid down, the adults agree that Oscar’s Help-itis has been cured.
Film: Animals nurse their young (music by Joe Raposo)
Muppets: Sesame Street News Flash – Kermit awaits the mouse from “Hickory Dickory Dock” to run up the clock, but a cow (Gladys) and a duck show up. Finally, a horse enters, saying that the mouse couldn’t make it. The horse runs into the clock, destroying it completely.
Cartoon: The Old Woman Who Lived in a Nine
Muppets: Ernie and Bert attempt to share pizza and grape juice
Film: How chewing gum is made
Cartoon: A captain orders the numbers 1-20 into a boat, which immediately sinks
Muppets: Sinister Sam storms into the saloon, angry that someone bought the last box of crayons…and he wants to know why! After finding the culprit, it turns out that Sam wants to know how to draw the letter Y!
Scene 6: Bob, Linda, Olivia, and Gordon walk by Oscar’s can carrying more groceries. The adults ask Oscar if he’d like to help them. Oscar says “NO! Besides, I’m about to feed my elephants. Here, Fluffy! Here, Wolfgang! Come get your nice peanuts!” The ground starts shaking as the elephants run to get their food, and the adults make a mad dash for the apartment, dropping some of the groceries in the process. As Oscar laughs and feed his pets, Mr. Hooper announces the sponsors. SS sign still: Grover. CTW sign: Luis.
CAST:
Linda Bove as Linda
Northern Calloway as David
Will Lee as Mr. Hooper
Bob McGrath as Bob
Roscoe Orman as Gordon
Alaina Reed as Olivia
Caroll Spinney as Big Bird and Oscar
JIM HENSON’S MUPPETS:
Frank Oz as Cookie Monster, Grover, Bert, AMs
Jerry Nelson as the Count, Biff, Mr. Johnson, Rocky, AMs
Richard Hunt as Gladys the Cow, AMs
Jim Henson as Ernie, Kermit, Sinister Sam, Salvador Dada, AMs