Senior Boomers!

[D'Snowth]

It has come to my attention that this month has been a BIG month for regular members to become seniors. (Myself, Skeeter, BEAR, etc...). I think it would be a cool idea if July 2005 would be declared "Senior Boomers" by the Muppet Central staff! (Of course based on the idea of Baby Boomers).

 

[Beauregard]

Good idea. Welcome to the anual "Senior Boomers" party!

Crazy Harry: BooM!

Yeah, um, excuse him for a moment.

Now, someone pop the fizz, I'll bring cake and streamers. I think the bus is truckign in with a dozen more members for the party any moment, and the BBB badges are available at that table over there beside the SWAEHB signiture photos.

 

[The Count]

*Crazy Harry enters again... Did someone say "pop"?
*Ka-boom! *Evil laughter.

Wha? Would someone throw a net over Crazy Harry?!?
Congrats to all and welcome to the party. The Chef's making a potent brew and we got brownies over here along with hot dogs and the fixings.

Rowlf: Ooooh! Never say fixing to a dog!

OK, enough bad jokes, let's just leave that to the bear.

 

[Beauregard]

Statler: Yup, we have to 'bear' them.
Waldorf: And they sure are bad!

*grabs a triffle, and settle down in front of TV*

I've got the controls, and no one's getting them from me. Haha!

 

[That Announcer]

*enters* Harry, get outta here, there's a new shipment of dynamite down at the store.

CH: Did you say dynamite? (BANG)

Oh, come on... (grabs Harry and throws him out)

So Gardy, what's on the tube?

 

[JaniceFerSure]

Popping the poppers aka crackers.​

*throws confetti in the air,where it lands,I know not where*​

Baby Senior Boomers<gasp>​

What a label...​

 

[TogetherAgain]

Party? I hear something about a party? Ooh, confetti! I'm in! <throws a bunch of confetti in the air> Hey, is that.... wow, SWAEHB pictures! I'm getting my hands on some of THOSE... <continues to run around like a mad woman>

 

[The Count]

Who let this mad woman in here?!? Not to worry Lisa, you're always welcome.

Hey D, good to see you herre. Yeah, that's a scary title. Next thing you know, they'd be their own grandpas.

 

[TogetherAgain]

Gah, don't get me started singing! Too late!

Oh I'm my own grandpa
I'm my own grandpa
It's not funny I know
But it really is so,
oh I'm my own grandpa

...you know, considering the fact that I'm female, it would be quite a trick for me to become my own grandpa...

 

[That Announcer]

"Baby Senior Boomers"? Good Jesus, what are you implying, girl?

...

Oh, hi Lisa, how's the day going?