*Taking a cue from the episode of The Tick where they went to the Comic Club...
Pops: OK, you young whippersnappers... Off to the non Senior Members room with the lot of you!
*Ushers Vibs, twins, Hebbage, J/K, KA, and Jack into side-room set up like a smaller lounge for them. You other thread characters stay here or go back to your threads. You other guys can come back in when you get enough posts to be Seniors.
Well... That oughta do it.
*Pops falls asleep at desk near the front door.