Senior Boomers!

[The Count]

Hey... Don't mess with Harvey... He'll bring in his associates, Fiama and Manilla. Then again...
Thanks for the tea That Announcer. Seems to be lots of chips and dips here. Hey Harvey, why don't you run out and get that NY cheesecake your ma made? We'll polish it off in a few secs.
Seems to be enough food here... Chef, finish setting the table with the stuff for the party.

Oh hey MrsPepper. If you want, you can go and check into the dorms. Be sure to ask for a register of who's taken so there's no problems with your check-in. That is, if you wanna go there and rack up some posts.

*Shouting back at Chef... No, the singing food's not for the entree... They're for the main act!

 

[That Announcer]

Chips? Hey, I'm there! (grabs a bowl of barbeque chips) Here, have a couple. (gives bowl to Ed)

 

[TogetherAgain]

Woah... that was a long intermission for me, but do you have any idea how hard it is to find the bathroom in this place? Um... never mind.
Is Chef messing with the talking food again? Oy. Hey, flying peanuts! <throws peanuts in the air and eats some confetti.> <spits confetti out.> Now that wasn't the smartest idea in the world...

 

[The Count]

Thanks TA. *Takes BBQ chips and munches down on a few. Hi Lisa... Wondered what happened to you, since the bathrooms are just over there.
*Points to sign with boy and girl bathrooms round the corner.

No, the Chef's doing fine. Just that the singing food wants to get out into the spotlight again.
Maybe we should ask Marvin to come in and give 'em a good whacking with his mallets. Let the Muppaphones have a break for once.

*Brief silence. Nah...

 

[TogetherAgain]

<walks over and stands with singing food>

Yes, we have no bananas...
We have no bananas today!...

Come on, guys, sing! Please? Because I don't know all the words.

We've string beans
and onions...

...and that's where my memory goes "blip blip blip" and skips ahead to:
We have an old fashioned potahto
A nice, juicy tomahto!
But yes, we have no bananas
We have no bananas today!

 

[The Count]

*OK, due to my blind batty eyes, I'm not sure which one sings what, but maybe Harvey or someone else will come back in and correct me.

Watermelon, voiced by Jim: We have string beans...
2nd Vegetable: And scallions.
3rd Vegetable: Cab-bages.
4th Vegetable: Hon-onions.
All: But we have no bananas today.

*Music kicks in.
We have a blue-boiled pota-to... A nice juicy toma-to...
But we have no bananas today.

*Walking over to Lisa and veggies. Ah, how are my vegetables today?
Cabbage? *Jerry's voice: Getting a head.
Aw, what's the matter Asparagus? *Richard's voice: I feel so naked without my hollandaise.
What about you Artichoke? *Jerry's voice again: Singing my heart out.
Come on Tomato, you're a little slow. *Louise Gold's voice: I'll catch up.

All again: Yes, we have no bananas... We said no bananas... We have no bananas tooooo-daaaaaay!

*Song ends and veggies go back to their huddle near the Chef's sink.

 

[TogetherAgain]

<wild applause>

Oh no, the applause is wild again! Somebody get it back in its cage!

 

[D'Snowth]

Do you guys think I should mention this whole "Senior Boomers" idea to Phillip?

 

[TogetherAgain]

Hey, it couldn't hurt! And just remember.... <eyes go wide> AH! THE WILD APPLAUSE IS RIGHT BEHIND YOU! DON'T MOVE! <runs for a net with which to catch the wild applause>

 

[D'Snowth]

All right, I'll do it!