Scotland meets Kentucky!

[Beebers]

Well, and I'm half-Scot, too, but you'll not get me near haggis OR grits. This is why you and Byron will be a Fine Culinary Match.

You must go down to Louisiana, for some incredible food.

I am not, by the way, one of those American Haggis Hunters. Just so the world knows this. I'll hunt for beer, never haggis. Hope everyone is being nice to you during your trip today. The weather is stupendous here on East Coast, U.S.A. Did you bring us beer? Good Stuff?

 

[Phantom]

She caught the Katy, left me a mule to ride...

 

[Fozzie Bear]

Are you singing the Taj Mahal or Blues Brothers version?

Also, are you going to try to go meet-up with Byron and Alex sometime?

(Here's some trivia: Do you know what a "katy" is?)

 

[Phantom]

Blues Brothers.

I assumed the Katy was a nickname for a regular line on the El train. I don't really know for sure.

Enlighten us, Oh Wise One.

I'll take US Presidents for $200, Alex.

 

[Phantom]

Also, are you going to try to go meet-up with Byron and Alex sometime?

Probably not. Byron is about 45 minutes away, so it is not a big deal, but I am working on a puppet Christmas program for my church. We perform on Dec. 21. I have no sets made, four point five puppets to build, a stage to expand and ten puppeteers (most who are married with young families) to keep motivated. To say the least, I'm trying to use my best project management training to keep from running away from home.

I'm hoping to post some of the puppet pictures sooner or later.

 

[Beebers]

You know we have a Paris, Kentucky (central KY, near Lexington). Not quite as exotic, but I think they are using the Euro.

O.K., according to the Hammond Ambassador World Atlas there are eight states with towns named Paris. Idaho, Illinois, Kentucky, Maine, Mississippi, Missouri, Tennessee and Texas.

 

[Beebers]

And only three Londons - in Arkansas, Ohio and Kentucky.

 

[Whatever]

Hoo muny Berleens? Berleen is zee best cepeetel ceety ifer!
How many Berlins?

 

[Beebers]

Berleenz?? I vill look zeez up and you vill zee tomorrow.

Sorry. I never could do accents.

 

[Whatever]

Thees vebseete-a is zee unsver tu ell ooff yuoor prublems!
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