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Scooter's Story

sarah_yzma

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You could just write lots of random Pepe lines and I could mutter to myself under my breath (and laugh like nothing else, I'm sure) while avoiding my huge physics assignment.
 

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One thing that seems out of character to me....Kermit saying 'that's insensitive, can I use it sometime' I can picture Rizzo saying it or Gonzo or Pepe in the right circumstance, but I just don't see Kermit saying it....

I might just be crazy....
 

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By the way, not part of the story. SEVERE MUFFIN ALERT!

PEPE: So... Let us discuss matters of great impotence, okay.

KERMIT: Er, Pepe?

PEPE: Yes, Kermins?

KERMIT: I think you mean... importance.

PEPE: Is this not what I said? Anyway, let us discuss matters of great impotence, okay. ... Me. What makes me so much wonderfuls? Is it my red, hot sexiness? My red, hot sexiness? Or maybe my muchos red, hot sexiness? Nooo, none of the above, okay. It just so happens that what makes me so much wonderfuls is the ladies. The ladies, because without the ladies, there would only be mens, and that would not be cool, okay.
 

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sarah_yzma said:
One thing that seems out of character to me....Kermit saying 'that's insensitive, can I use it sometime' I can picture Rizzo saying it or Gonzo or Pepe in the right circumstance, but I just don't see Kermit saying it....

I might just be crazy....
Well, that's more of a Muppet Show Kermit line. He'd say stuff like that back then. In particular about Piggy.

"You can't just throw her out into the streets!"
"Not without a forklift, I can't!"

You're right though, and I was trying to come up with something better than that, but I couldn't get it.
 

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I assumed it was a throwback to that style Kermit, but I was feeling so bad about Scooter it made me feel sad :frown:

I like it when Fozzie will get all excited about something (a joke in this case, that actually wasn't half bad) and then have to apologize....it's just so 'Fozzie-ish' in my head.

Only the mens *giggle*
 

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I like it....I like Rizzo having his jerky tendencies....it makes me feel human for some weird reason....how a rat makes me feel human, I'll never know....

Yes a Pepe story...and then you can get Bill to perform it for me (because I would be the best audience...or at least I like to think so!)
 

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I highly doubt if Bill likes being drooled on while performing. :wink:

Pepe's Story will come next. I have to finish this one (wait for the cameos! HURRAY!)

I'm sleepy, so I'll leave with one more Pepe line...

PEPE: Hola! Si, it is me, Pepe. Tonight, I would like to try something new, some poetry, okay.

*ahem!*

Tonight, when you are fast asleep in your beds, okay,
And the world don't seem so bad, but it is bad, but it don't seem that way,
Dream of pigs and dream of mice,
Dream of tacos and of rice.
I won't be dreaming of any of that, okay.
Tomorrow is another day (blah, blah, blah)
I will dream of all the ladies,
You dream of Bill, it will be hot as hades.

Buenos Noches! :rolleyes:
 

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bravo SS great having you back around here
 

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Hi, wow I haven't posted here since...well actually I've never posted here...

Not because I didn't want to, it just hadn't really occured to me. But I just wanted to say I like the Scooter story so far. As someone else said, it could have been a Muppet Show episode. I liked the Raquel Welch reference at the beginning. :wink:
 
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