Say Cheese!

[The Count]

Have fun figuring that out... As if you didn't have nough math omework.

OK... Got the bandages, now where's the patient?
Could've sworn he was fright here under the sheets.
Like, oh no... Dr. Bob's losing his patients again.
And losing my patients only makes me mad.
Well, that's what losing your patience means.
No, that's what makes me mad.
Like look out! Mad dog!
Ooh, never say that in front of a dog that's operating.
What would a dog be operating on anyway?
How to dig up a bone.

Tune in next time when you'll hear Nurse Janice saaaaaay:
Like can we have that dog dig a hole?
Why?
Like because this sketch's dead and we need to bury it.

 

[TogetherAgain]

Oh, right, the torture... How many times have we stabbed each other in the heart? I've lost count...

 

[theprawncracker]

That's why Ed's here, he's got the name and the roomie. Ed, if you will?

 

[TogetherAgain]

Oh, is THAT why he's here? I was starting to think we had a third half! ...Um, don't ask... Yes, Ed, please?

 

[theprawncracker]

Well, I could always call Scooter, I mean, after all, somebody has to keep the numbers.

 

[TogetherAgain]

That's true, you could call Scooter. He's at the boarding house, isn't he? Do you need the number? Do you need a translator? Usually Chef answers...

 

[theprawncracker]

I thought Bunsen was still fixing that translator...Didn't some attractive young seamstress' voice come on?

 

[The Count]

Hey... Don't look at me. Haven't been able to get in on those torture line sessions. Better go get Scooter, or ask your third half and devoted disciple better known as Layla.

 

[TogetherAgain]

So we DO have a third half! I thought so... Though I could've sworn she was my mentor. Wait, no- she's my protege. I'm the mentor. Or... something like that. ...I'll call Scooter. ...Um... Where'd I put my cell phone?...

 

[theprawncracker]

Hey Lisa! You here that? We have a devoted disciple! ...Do you think she does laundry?