Save Our Snowth.

[D'Snowth]

Say, that's not a bad idea...

ERNIE: Are they here yet? Are they here yet? Did I miss it? Am I late?

BERT: No, they'll be here any minute!

COOKIE: Oh boy, me can hardly wait!

ERNIE: Yeah!

CRAZY HARRY: Isn't this exciting?

POPS: It's the wedding of the year!

SAM: Well can't we start without them?

NEWSMAN: No you can't until they're here.

SAM: Hmm.

PENGUIN CHOIR: They're finally getting ma-a-a-a-a-ried no-o-o-o-o-ow...

*Sanctuary doors open, as "He'll Make Me Happy" plays*

JEANETTE: If you think I'm going to start singing this song, and walk down this altar with you, you're in for a long wait.

SNOWTH: Oh Jeannie, I'd wait forever for you.

JEANETTE: (Scoffs) Good luck.

ERNIE: Is that them now? Is that them now? Are they here? It's begun?

BERT: Shh, Ernie be quiet!

COOKIE: Will reception have honey bun?

 

[Ilikemuppets]

And X marks the spot.

I think you're spot on!

Y marks the dot.

 

[Oscarfan]

So, does Z mark the Zot?

 

[D'Snowth]

More like zit.

 

[The Count]

Zit's incredible! Hey man, who's the doomed groom? *Burgles a party favor or two.

 

[D'Snowth]

I'm not doomed... *Handcuffs himself to Jeanette*

MINISTER: Do you Jeanette take this Snowth to be your lawful wedded husband? Do you?

JEANETTE: Absolutely not!

ROWLF: *Sniffles*

FOZZIE: Shh!

 

[Oscarfan]

Is it too late to order the steak instead of the fish?

 

[D'Snowth]

FISH: Please, take the steak!

GROVER: Soup or salad sir? Fries?

 

[Oscarfan]

Hmmm...how about *Smacks tray out his hands and runs out the window*

 

[D'Snowth]

GROVER: Oh, what a shame... he skipped out on his bill...

FISH: Well, that's what you get for over-charging customers.