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*crash through window again to swipe cake, then exits in a calm, polite manner*
 

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JEANETTE: Okay, this is all just slightly disturbing me... I just want to go home...

SNOWTH: *Scoops up Jeanette* I'LL take you home...

*Walks into the fake sunset with Jeanette*

MINISTER: *Closes Bible* You know... have I ever told you all the one about the Prodigal Son?
 

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*Sniff, we didn't even get to kiss the bride good luck.
She's a lovely girl and will make a beautiful wife. Wait, they didn't get married did they? Nope... But she's still being claimed by him. Meh, oh well.
*Struts out to certain music with his train of cartoon crushes.
 

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SNOWTH: She is, indeed, a very lovely girl.

JEANETTE: Oh, I am not!

SNOWTH: Sure you are!

JEANETTE: How so?

SNOWTH: Well, you're not preppy, you're not trashy, you're not slutty, you got that golden personality - kind, sweet, intelligent...

JEANETTE: But I'm a klutz...

SNOWTH: So am I.

JEANETTE: But... I'm a dork...

SNOWTH: My niece said the same thing about me once (seriously, she did, lol).

JEANETTE: But...

SNOWTH: Don't let Brittany ruin your self-esteem; you're a much lovier girl than she is.

JEANETTE: *Tears*
 
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