Runaway bride on toast on eBay

[Ziffel]

Who is she? I don't recall hearing this story.

Here's an article today that mentions what happened and also some latest details:

http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/05/12/runaway.bride.ap/index.html

Also from CNN.com, I see the person is not going to pay the $15,400 for the Wilbanks toast:

http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/05/09/bread.auction.ap/index.html

But still 265 Jennifer Wilbanks items up for bids on ebay!!

 

[Ziffel]

Uh oh, here comes a possible big money book deal , made for tv movie, and network interviews for the runaway bride:

http://www.jossip.com/gossip/judith-regan/jiblets-judith-regan-snags-jennifer-wilbanks-20050608.php

Hopefully, the book sales will flop and the tv ratings will be ultra low. But sadly, I wouldn't bet on it.

 

[That Announcer]

Sorry, but if that lying, cowardly runaway bride is "famous people" then society desperately needs to reassess it's values. This woman has received way too much media attention already. She needs to be dropped from the public eye now before it escalates to late-night TV, Playboy and Celebrity Jeopardy appearances.

You got it, man. Too many people ignore truly great and talented people like Andrew Lloyd Webber, Penn & Teller and (for that matter) the Muppets so they can get their fill of flash-in-the-pan news from 'Star' magazine. I'm not like that, never have been and never will be.

If this idiot woman is a Big Star, we're all fools.

 

[MrsPepper]

You got it, man. Too many people ignore truly great and talented people like Andrew Lloyd Webber, Penn & Teller and (for that matter) the Muppets so they can get their fill of flash-in-the-pan news from 'Star' magazine. I'm not like that, never have been and never will be.

If this idiot woman is a Big Star, we're all fools.

Naw, not everyone. Just those who buy it.

 

[That Announcer]

Naw, not everyone. Just those who buy it.

I suppose you're right...

I don't buy it, and judging by the above quote, you don't, so the two of us aren't fools. Oh, and Docnzhoss, him too.

 

[Ziffel]

And myself.

I'm no fool. No sirree. I'm gonna live to be a hundred and three (a little Jiminy Cricket there!)

 

[MrsPepper]

I suppose you're right...

I don't buy it, and judging by the above quote, you don't, so the two of us aren't fools. Oh, and Docnzhoss, him too.

Yay! We should have a party.
edit: Ziffel too!