RPG: The Search for Skeeter

[Erine81981]

BAD MAN! *runs around the Puppeteer and grabs his leg* AH HA! GOT LEG! GOT LEG!

 

[The Count]

Guys, calm down. Don't think we'll have to sacrifice anyone's brain. Not when I have this nice little Muppet brain in a jar I'm offering to give to this Puppeteer fellow.
*Brain's eyes blink. *Thought waves heard by someone: Who's the strange guy Uncle Deadly?

 

[Beauregard]

The Puppeteer: *grins, smiles, does a litle tap-dance on the spot, advances on the brain in a jar* Ah, ha. Ha, ah. A brain in a jar. Brains, not branes, at no expence to man. I feel a connection, but, far off, like abreeze, I get a feeling that shiver though my kneecaps.

*At this point, animal attacks, but simply passes through The Puppeteer*

The Puppeteer: Excus me, I get that ghostly feeling from time to time, and have to sneeze. *ar-choo!* Forgive me. Where was I? Oh yes. I recall. *paces around the Muppets* You, creautres, are stranger than Man, yet, Scooter looks familiarly like the man-hu race, humans slip-slide into Africa kill moi, excellent. Is he related?

Well, I think my mother was a parrot. it was during the war.

The Puppeteer: Say no more. I understand. Now, here's the deal. Put that brain away, I just wanted to see what you'd give us for a sisterness friend. Now your sister...yours, Scooter, not the rest of you...should have been here now, but, rest-her-trunk-and-toes, she got too close. She discovered of mine exsitnce, and I was forced to take measures quite drastic, that snapped back at me like elastic...well, it ryhmed. Forgive me, I'm going insane here. What was I saying?

Ah ha! I recall. The Kookazsa would take the fall, for the kidnapping of a news-lady from a land outside the our land. Then taken she convinced them revolting to take action against the rulerking kind of my own. So taken all into captivity, execution action, myabe to take. Unless, you have a convince argument against...

You see, the only people left alive who know about me are you, you are me...er...yes. And therefore only usteds can I talk'e to'e voi moi. Am I forgetting something? Ah for a second-ticking of the clock heads, I forgot, there is another. But for now, let's deal with present, pre-set judgement is not allowed, what action for revolting take should I on yonder Kookazsa crowd?

 

[The Count]

*Putting away brain back into coffin.
Hmmm, that's a toughy. I say we let Kermit and Scooter put forth the argument.

 

[theprawncracker]

Si dat sounds good to me scary man

 

[redBoobergurl]

All I know is that this Puppeteer guy is kind of weird and scary. I wonder what Statler and Waldorf would have to say if he got up on the Muppet stage and started talking like that! Wocka wocka!

 

[Erine81981]

Not funny. Bad Joke! Ahahhhhh....

 

[G-MAN]

Gonzo: Psst, hey Scooter, how do we know, that he's not just a projection, like on the old Scooby Doo cartoons?

 

[Beauregard]

The Puppeteer rounds on him.

The Puppeteer: I am a projection, a projection of the mind of me, in such a way that you can see. To one, to another different may appear, but inside is the same, so, please, fear me.

Now to answer the questian put forth by my self, I asked should I kill them or should I not do that which my deepest desires say do? What thinkest you?

Er, I'd have to check with...a disctionary. But I'd say, don't, er, kill.

The Pupeteer: Yet...let me get this straight. Those Kookazsa men came at me from tribe led by leader of the ring, ring-leader, your sister, Skeetlet-er-or...prononce it how - I recall. Skeeter. Still, back on topic, those men tried to kill me. Why should I not kill them?

Boss? Got any thoughts on that...?

 

[sugarbritchez]

Just give us the Girl.......weirdo!