RPG: The Search for Skeeter

[Beauregard]

GAME MASTER: Beyond Door Number 2 is a square cube room with white walls on every side and a sence of walking on the ceiling. There is a sofa, and a coffee table with one cup of coffee for each Muppet.

However it is not that which catches their attention, but rather the large glass case in the center of the room. Inside it is a huge, pulsing brain. Wires, electriods, and tubes are connected to the glass box, and sparks of electricity dance around the brain.


*In a bit of barvery, Scooter walks up to the case*

*taps on the glass*

In a flash, The Puppeteer appears again.

 

[The Count]

No thanks, no coffee for me. But why did Scooter sign his message with a quote from Phillip Chapman?

 

[Beauregard]

GAME MASTER: You will find that message was Beauregard's signiture and nothing to do with de game.

The Puppeteer: Who dares disturb my sloother? Slmbuer comes to the minds of men and beasts, but only men fight it. Whyfore hast thou come again into mine cavern of truthes?

We are looking for my sister.


The Pupeteer: You sithter, slither, sister sandalay! Why should you care for one, you seen not since the sun rose twice upon the sunraise of the full moon?

Beacause she's family. And family means...that I love her.

The Puppeteer: I am reading your minds. What do I see? Does mean a lot family to creatures like thee?

 

[The Count]

Oh, OK.
*Thinks, yes family is very important to all of us, even us Muppets. *Wondeers why Scooter doesn't answer. *Come on Scooter, that's why we followed you to Africa, to help you find your sister and help her get out of whatever foibles it is she's found herself in. That, and she's part of our family of Muppets.

 

[Beauregard]

The Puppeteer: Ah ha! What does this mean, "Family of Muppets." Is thesen mystery another family without father or mother of which ye speak?

 

[The Count]

No, we have our respective fathers and mothers as individuals. But we have all come together under the leadership of Mr. The Frog here. And we each support the others, sometimes fight like siblings, have our ups and downs. But we've come together as one nuclear unit, and we consider ourselves a tight-knit family group. That's why we came along to help Scooter find his sister. Cause though she's a blood sister to him, she's a sister and part of the family to the rest of us in spirit.
And we have some good spirits among us.

*Two ghosts show up: We're the spirits, chuckling.

 

[Beauregard]

Ingnoring the spirits...The Puppeteer continues to questian:

The Puppeteer: When man first came to island this of continental size, they killed...me. And I was your Mr Frog, the. Leader of family, blood family, not group, yet was I killed. I need proof of this family you seek. Willing was I to life sacrifice upon my mind living as torture. Will one of you volenteer to be preserved by brain alone in reply you will receive the clue you seek. For understanding this family group mystery I wish to know.

 

[The Count]

Hmmm, maybe Gonzo? No, I would not have him sacrifice himself like that, even if he may relish the opportunity to do so.
*Searches in carry-along coffin. Now, where is it? Ah, here it is.
*Produces a brain in a jar, with Muppet eyes on the front of the jar. Will this brain do? He's one of us and he's been part of the family for a long time...
Yorick, from inside coffin: "Hey, where are you taking my brain?"
*Aside: Shhh, Yorick, we need it to get this guy to lead us to Skeeter.

So, will this brain do for what you wish to learn about our family? Or will we have to give up Gonzo after all?

 

[redBoobergurl]

Not Gonzo! Not any of us I hope! I love everyone too much, I would miss whoever it was too much. Even Piggy.

 

[theprawncracker]

Sacrifice someone? Not even I Pepe de King Prawn would sacrifice someone not even Piggy! Hokay? What are we going to do Scooter?