The Puppeteer: Oh you would, would you. Oh my. How quaint. *does a little Jim Carry like dance* Well, my little toady friend, there is a smal problem. Mayhaps I do not wish to tell you about your sister...but, I can tell you about my-me-I-self. *grinch-like grin* Who hey! Boo! Dahrum, te tah! *sings*
Hello, hi there, why not step in,
And take a look, and stop for a spin.
Spin a tale, hail, and sing.
Who am I?
Who is me?
Take a look and you'll see.
Deh Puppoot, deh marrionetie,
del dancers, flerphos das ki!
*swishes cape, and wish a flash, the computers and walls of teh room transform into a display"
The Puppeteer: Hello. What is there? Ah, ha. Look there. *points*
On the screen, a man is seen rowing a boat, and arriving at a warped shape island liek Africa.
The Puppeteer: As you see, from my screen, africa is the land of green. Take a peek, further down, and you'll see the gorious crown. There's this man, sent from far, why is he here? Ah ha!
On the screen an elephant moves curiously towards the boat and the landing party.
The Puppeteer: Des Elpantino much created most, dah intelleganso es mio. Humango brute, steps from ship, grabs del gun, and lettest rip.
The man in the boat sppears threatened, adn shoots the elephant.
TP: Ven chooset wisely, elphant other. To silent stay though mouth keep silent, brain moves faster than the ticking of click-clock-ticker underground. You see, my friends, the elphant was the wisest living creature other than the mantide. And man heapy-helping himself to african lands. Then elphant stoppest and come close to see, and man shoots king phant-of-the-ele. But, my friends, the elphant ran with dead herd-king news to tell, and brought the tribes to the beech. There they forced hukan punys to serve elerule.
The elephants lift teh dead elephant and carry him back to their inland caves.
TP: But what of their ruler? They took hisen brain, and kept it alive through the storm and the rain. With machine and computers they keepest him still, and the elephant appears just a creature to live. So the humans in the world think that they are so smart, while the elphants come as the rulers at heart.
Suddenly a rolling blackade of stone fall across teh cavern entrance on teh screen.
TP: Then disaster strikes, and no longer can king rule, and teh elephants forget in pretending they are the best above beasts. So much they play stupid animla, that soon it is lost, and they become that they wish they were not. Now an instinkts still drives them to extract from Kookazsa Tribe the payments of blood-death they brought on King High. And a sourse of unleashed power let forth from within, released out the SSS and made him new king. I am not real. but projected to you, you believe I am here, but I'm nothing, is true. I come from the brainwaves of king who's brain lies deep in the caves, and my puppet SSS became until destryed by yousenpeeps! Now lockest insiode cave thou shalt be...for more explainations, please just ask for me.
And suddenly the room appears normal, and The Puppeteer dissapears.
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