RPG: The Search for Skeeter

[Daffyfan4ever]

Yeah. This tribe has a different native language then we do, man. Maybe they're going by their own alphabet. Just a thought.

 

[redBoobergurl]

How would we know how many letters are in their alphabet? We don't know their language! But, it's a good thought Floyd. What do you think Scooter?

 

[Beauregard]

Scooter, try typing 7 since that's how many different letters are in "THE ALPHABET".

*types 7*

"access granted"

Very clever Uncle Deadly. Ok guys. What should I do a search for?

 

[christyb]

Skeeter? Kookasa (sp?)? World domination? Pick one.

 

[Beauregard]

*types*

One.

Why would I want to pick "one"? I think Kookazsa is a better idea. Or Skeeter.

*serch returns*


One (1) the number following nothing. Please feel free to search again.

 

[christyb]

Scooter, I didn't mean pick the number 1!!!

 

[The Count]

Just try searching for any of the suggestions Kermit made. Either "Skeeter", "World Domination", or "Cacassa".

 

[Erine81981]

SKE-ETER! SKE-ETER! SKE-ETER!! *jumping up and down breathing really hard*

 

[Beauregard]

*searches Kookazsa*

"The Kookazsa Tribe, by Skeeter Gross

The Kokazsa Tribe are the most feared race of people in our town, but we have to ask a simple questian, why? Shouts are heard, "They steal our children!" "They raid our town."

But, I did not become a reporter on words alone, but by ever Why. Why do they steal your children? Why? Why?

I decided to investigate.

The first stage was to ask, what prompts these people to attack? The only relevent thing could be the stmpedeing elephants. So, I went to the local witc hdoctor and he told me what to do, he said "Oo uu av too goo too retreive a wasps steeng and Ie'll tell yee where too find the heffalumps."

So I did. And got stung. And got teh sting for him. And he told me. And I went.

There I discovered a secret, for the elephants were controled, not as they thought by a Snuffalupagus but by..."



*computer turns off*

Uh oh.

*lights go off*

Uh double oh.

*lights go on*

To reveal...

...a man in a cape standing in the center of the room.

Man: Hello, hello, hello, and welcome to the land of dreams. They call me...the Puppeteer.

 

[G-MAN]

Gonzo:Yeah, well if you're a puppeteer then I'm King Of The Potato People. (aside to scooter) That should show him who's boss.