RPG: The Search for Skeeter

[DanDanStrawberry]

Cheffee want onnee shippe wizuncee dedalerre!! Polrewacrioppoo!! Lookihertygerty!!

 

[The Count]

*Ship makes a dead stop.
OK guys, toss out the lifelines. Er, make those life or death lines.
Heh, sorry for the bad puns. OK, are we all here?
*Muppets climb thin ladders up the sides of the ship and climb on aboard the ghost ship.
*Ship starts course back en route to the watering hole near the WD's hut where they're headin'.

Ah, here already? Oh well, thanks for the ride guys, make sure to save me a seat on the next cruise.
*Muppets descend down the gangplank and come upon the door to the WD's hut.
Er, Scooter, are you going to knock this time? Just remember we have the claws for the WD to get some info on saving Skeeter.

 

[Erine81981]

Tig-er Claws! Tig-er Claws!

 

[redBoobergurl]

I hope the WD will give us the information. I don't think I could take another spill in the water. I'm still so cold. At least all the rest of you have fur.
*Other Muppets give Fozzie an odd look* Oh wait, that's right, I always forget, I'm the one with the fur. Sorry.

 

[Beauregard]

*knocks on the door*

GAME MASTER: I'll be back to give you W.D.'s reaction in a bit

 

[Beauregard]

The door snaps open, and the wizened figure of the Witch Doctor stands, glaring. He cracks his knuckles, and swivels his eyes taking in everyone. Slowly, he turns to Scooter who is stood with his hand on the knocker.

W.D. Well, well, weel, well, weeeeeell.

Er, hi. We, um...

W.D. You uuuum?

We, found the, creatures.

W.D. You found the creatureeeees?

And brought you what you requested.

W.D. I seeeee. You brought what I requested... YOU DID WHAT!

We, er, got the Lady Tigar's Claws.

W.D. But the tigeeeers were meant to keeeeeelie you. What are youuu thinking? That I am jusssst going to Give you the location of the Kookazsa Tribe for Tigar Claaaws?

Um, basically. Yes.

W.D. Ok. In that case. I'll teeel you what to do. I'll say "Oo ee oo ah ah, ting tang walla walla bing bang. Oo ee oo ah ah, 54S ting tang walla walla bing bang. Oo ee oo ah ah, ting tang 19E walla walla bing bang." Good day.

Door slams.

Door opens.

W.D. I'll take those.

Witch Doctor takes jar of Claws.

I thought he'd keep his promise. I really did.

 

[sugarbritchez]

Now What?

 

[The Count]

Just wait here patiently in the comfort of the sereen shadows. Does anyone want a lemonade?

*Approaching Scooter.
Don't worry Scooter, he'll learn quite soon that he has to keep his promise and tell us the information we worked so hard to get by getting those claws.
They should be reacting to his bad manners in just about... oh, now.
*Screams can be heard from inside the hut as the claws scratch at the WD.

Heh, heh, the only way to stop those babies is to fulfill his part of the bargain. After all, he should know better than to not comply with a contract writen in blood or a bargain made aloud with the forces of black magic, or good magic for that matter.

Come on, I think he'll be more inclined to tell us the tribe's location now. Ask him again Scooter.

 

[sugarbritchez]

*says to camera*

This guy is strange

 

[Beauregard]

*knocks on teh door*

*door opens*

Er. Hi. We really could do with that location. And thought, since the claws...you know.

W.D. Claws? That was no claws? That was my daughter wanting to die her hair and me saying no. Nw, whaaaat do youuuus want?

We want our half of the bargain.

W.D. But I already said! "Oo ee oo ah ah, ting tang walla walla bing bang. Oo ee oo ah ah, 54S ting tang walla walla bing bang. Oo ee oo ah ah, ting tang 19E walla walla bing bang." Good day.

*he slams the door*