RPG: Super-Muppets (Summer 2005)

[The Count]

Meanwhile... Back in Gothic City, an offuscated suburb of Sesame Street...

Ah ha! Let me see just how many Muppet hero friends answered the call.
The Janitor Supreme, Fantastic Fozzie, Super Swine, Captain Cookie, The Red Streak, The Headliner, Overdog, The Prawn Cracker, Mr. Bassman...
And Pinball Man makes 10! Pinball Man? Hmmm, vonder who his real Muppet identity is.

*Senses the ceiling batty signal light up.
Oh, Vait a minute, I'm a Muppet hero too! That makes 11!

*The Count von Count rushes through the ****-evator downwards into his cave where he changes into his uniform. *Imagine a cape and cowl costume like Batman's, but with the main parts midnight black and the arm and leg joints a smoky gray.
*Sits down at batty-computer. Yes, I know who's behind this... Better fire up the Countmobile and get there on the double.

*The Countmobile, converted for battle conditions can be heard roaring out through the cave entrance en route to the scene of the heist.

*Sneaks around bank and comes out of the shadows.
Greetings, it is I! Who am I?
*To thug held tightly in grip over rooftop... I'm BattyMan!

 

[The Count]

*Looks to the newly-formed rock stairs. Oh, sorry Ludo, didn't know you vere there.
That's 12... 12 terrific Muppet heroes!
*Thunder and lightning instantly trigger in the skies above the bank.

 

[Erine81981]

Over hearing the sounds of helplessness.......

InvoMonster comes to the resuce......

Fear not I InvoMonster is here to save any people that need...uh.......SAVING! *swops down and sntches a couple of kids out of not so harms way* Theres no need to thank me. Being that I can turn inviable. *lands on top of a sky scraper* There you go kids. Now run along and enjoy your day. *stands with cape waving in the breeze*

 

[The Count]

*OoC: Uh Kyle, is that supposed to be Grover?

*BIC: Vell, let's head back to Mupptropolis Central. Perhaps there'll be some news of our next mission from that scary... nice-sounding voice.
Then again, ve could always let my batty-computer find the next crime. Especially since I have it set to alert me whenever there's an MC update.

 

[RedDragon]

Shouldn't we wait for the cops to pick up the baddies?

 

[The Count]

Not really... The cops usually show up after ve leave the baddies tied-up for them.

 

[Erine81981]

I can do that. *runs around in circles and trips over a crack in the sidewalk*
Opps. You didn't see that. I was inviso.

Three hours later......

There we go. Finished. *brushes off dust from all the running around*

 

[Vibs]

(So... if it's 3 hours later, where are we right now? Sorry moi confused is.)

The Red Streak:
Me too!! Well, I'm gonna do my famous Triple Sideways Over Under Back Twist dive while waiting!! WhOOOohoO

*Dives into some water somewhere*

Oh! Sorry Beauregard I didn't realize that was you...

*Gets up from the water/Beauregard*

 

[Beauregard]

Ooh...

*turns back into self*

Weeeell, looks like we all did a good job with these peep's...maybe we could go to the Super-Cyber-Cafe to celerational.

*heads off towards Super-Cyber-Cafe, a small cafe in the town central*

 

[Vibs]

Allright, let's go to the Cyber-Super-Cafe!!

*Whoohoo's are heard from The Red Streak*