RPG: Super-Muppets (Summer 2005)

[theprawncracker]

*The Prawn Mobile pulls up to the First National Bank*

Here I am! De PrawnCracker is here to save de day! Hokay?

*Looks around and sees everyone going about their regular buisness*

De crooks are not here! Dis es a bunch of bologna! Hokay?

*Walks out and sees The Red Streak giving chase to the helicopter of thieves*

Mios dios! I better go help De Red Streak!

*Hops into The Prawn Mobile and presses the fly button*

Whoo! Dis es muy exciting. Hokay?

 

[MrsPepper]

**An old Volvo drives up to the All That Glitters Bank, and slows enough for Mr. Bassman to hop out, his bass in tow**
Hey uh, thank for the ride, man!
**The car drives away, and he keeps a lookout for the delivery truck that was supposed to arrive, as none of the other members had it covered yet**

 

[Beauregard]

*walks out of the Penguin Bar Bank*

Guys, I'm heading to All thet Glitters to tell them their cash were token, any of you who can fly, try to get that heliplane, the rest head over to the First national. Oh, and if any of you see that voice, or, um, hear it, you can tell him we wern't warn-ed about the moving vehical robberies.

*heads off, turning into a fast running hare*

 

[Vibs]

*Gets up from the pavement, a bit dizzy*

OoOuh... I mean I was just taking a powernap!! I'm gonna get that heliplanecopter now!!!

*Bunches start flickering again and The Red Streak speeds up and flies up in the sky really fast, crashes against the helicopter and falls down again and hits the same spot on the pavement as before*

 

[Beauregard]

*runs and runs*

*stops and pants*

*runs again*

*stops at All That Glitters*

Spak, spak...*turns back into Beau* Sorry, I for-get I was a hare. Mr Bassman, we got a trouble over at First National. Oh, look, here comes a dilivery van...And, hey, up above is a Heliplane.

Wonder why it's lowering a cable...

 

[theprawncracker]

*The Prawn Mobile is seen flying behind the heliplanecopter*

Set auto pilot, and open hatch. Hokay? *The hatch opens and The PrawnCracker climbs out.* Alright sound wave producing mariachis do your stuff! Hokay? *He pulls out some mariachis and starts playing them, producing sound waves powerful enougth to cut the rope ladder they were lowering down.* Ha ha! De PrawnCracker wins! *The baddies pull out some guns* Mios dios! Lower the hatch and deflector sheild! Hokay?

 

[Beauregard]

Watch out! *metal wire comes toppling out of the sky, hiting the van and causing it to swerve towards Beau and Mr Bassman*

Oh...dear...

 

[redBoobergurl]

Me can't fly so me head to First National Bank.

*walks into First National Bank*

Yoo-hoo? Mr. Bad Guys? Anyone here? What trouble was janitor man talking about? Oh well. Me stay here and keep watch out. No one gets past Captain Cookie!

 

[Fozzie Bear]

*Walks up to the First National Bank of Muptropolis, hears something in the air...*

What was THAT?!

*Suddenly realizes that it's the bad guys' helicopter, and throws hands over face.*

HELP! HELP!! SOMEONE CALL SOME SUPERHEROES!!

Oh, wait! I AM a super-hero! FANTASTIC FOZZIE TO THE RESCUE!

*Jumps in the air to fly, but keeps falling down.*
Oh yeah, not one of my powers.

*Stretches up the side of the bank and pulls himself up on the roof.*
NOW! I'll be ready for those bad guys.

Wait? Is that Beau down there?? The Prawn Cracker up there? The Red Streak over there?? Am I here ALONE?!

Mommy.

 

[sugarbritchez]

Never fear Bear Boy......Super Swine is here!