RPG: Super-Muppets (Summer 2005)

[Erine81981]

Right on. Let's do this!

**He turns the volume up on his amplifier as far as it will go, and a slight ringing can be heard. He readies his pick over the e string.**

Brace yourselves, ladies and gents!

**His hand comes down, hitting the e string with a fair amount of force, while the amplifier took care of the rest. The volume was too much for the boxes to handle. They broke apart and blew across the room to hit the opposite wall and crumble into dust, revealing nothing on this floor of the warehouse. Mr. Bassman winced at the volume, and turned down the volume to a normal level, but then proceeded to play a sweet bass riff, just for fun.**

Ha, that never gets old. Well uh, I guess we better check upstairs for what we're looking for. What are we looking for? Not boxes anymore. Ahee, hee.

OUCH! *turns viable* Thats smart. *pulls self down from being thrown from the sound and flaten on the wall*

 

[Beauregard]

I think we're lookign for...badguys, but, where are they?

Wonder Woman: Right behind ya, sweetie.

Narator: Yes, Wonder Woman has been left to take you men down. Do your stuff!

Uh...oh...

 

[Harvey Towers]

Here is a Muppet Newsflash.

Crash! Splatt! Clout! Thwack! Whop! Slam!

These words are all defined as "a sudden sharp, powerful stroke."

More in Muppet News "Definition of the Day"...

 

[Beauregard]

Good shot!

*turns into water and melts on the floor as a, rather nice, leg comes flying at head*

*slides as liquid under WW's feet, slippign her up*

*flips back to normal*

Take that...he-he

 

[redBoobergurl]

Now that lady on floor, me use google eye power to put her in trance so she stay there! *stares at Wonder Woman as she starts trying to get up. Locks eyes and suddenly she freezes in place* Ok, someone else do something. She not stay that way long!

 

[Erine81981]

Ok. *ties her up with rope* There we go. Thats should stop her.

 

[theprawncracker]

Hokay! I'm off lookout. Hokay? De PrawnCracker es here to save de day! I'll use my power to take control of de evil lady! Hokay?

 

[Erine81981]

Hokay! I'm off lookout. Hokay? De PrawnCracker es here to save de day! I'll use my power to take control of de evil lady! Hokay?

Ok. Lets go guys. We have to.....what is it we have to do? *scratches head*

 

[Beauregard]

We have to...um..intigrate her. Erm...is that the word I am looking for?

 

[theprawncracker]

Do jew mean we should split up? Quit talking with de big words. Hokay?