RPG: Super-Muppets (Summer 2005)

[The Count]

*OOC: OK Beth.

Come on Cookie... Carter vill get you a fresh batch of mint chocolate chip cookies with milk.

*Leaves ADD machine hooked up to computer for tests.
Vhat? Chief Gordon called? Vell, let me think... He probably got his numbers mixed-up.
*Sends bat-bots to corral gold thieves. I'll be upstairs relaxing with Cookie. *Both slip into a change of clothes and adjourn to the study for snacks.
You're inwited to come upstairs if you vant. Or... I guess you could track down the guys who took the gold.
Up to you.

 

[Beauregard]

Well, that Gordan...hey, name sounds familiar...he said that those Fives we caught back at the bank scarperated. And managed to get the gold...so, if that connectified, I mean, both were warned by MAdam VOice. Why does someone need Gold and the ADD.

What was it you said before that the ADD could be used for Batty?

 

[The Count]

Vell... This ADD device could be used for a great many number of things. Could count the vays. But, it could be used to stupify a person's mind. You don't suppose Lefty vas going to use it to rob the bank's gold deposits? He rully vouldn't need to, seeing as how the gold deposit vas hit rather easily in the Shirley Bassey episode. Though if you vant to make sure, you could just use the phone there to call Bruno the Guard and check that the gold's still there.

Oh, the gold's been stolen? Vell, hopefully my bat-bots vill have captured the criminals by now.

 

[Beauregard]

(Count, there is no shirly bassey episode, all memories of the Muppets are errased, but, funny additon)

Ri-ght. Look, it seems all our efforts are being thowed...but, why? Either we have a traitor, oir the voice person is warning pepoles, or, else...they are as good as us. Who could possibly be as good as super heros???

Meanwhile, in a secret garden somewhere in New Jersey...wait, that's another stroy...Meanwhile, in a secret base. A black capped figure leaps down to the tiled floor. "Good," he says. "We have one part of our creation, and our assitent came out unharmed..."

"Agreed," another man says, stepping out of the shadows. "Although I never thought I'd ask Luthor for help."

"But Lefty Luthor...I thought his name was Lex...but Luthor was the one who could easily work parts of our plan."

"We still need to get the ADD," said a leather-clad woman. "And now we move on!"

Back at the bat-mansion...

Shall we move on? Maybe we could...erm...well, maybe they'll strike again?

 

[The Count]

Oops, sorry. Yes, let's move on.

Hmmm... Seems my computer's acting up again. Guess I shouldn't have hooked up that ADD device. Vell, let's disconnect it and examine it.
*Places call with Dr. Honeydew to come repair computer later this afternoon.

OK, let's see vhat this machine has... Oh my... Look at that...
*The diamond core reflects a rainbow map. Hmmm, maybe by following this map ve'll get to the bottom of the crime spree.

 

[Beauregard]

Rainbow...hmmm....

Er, sorry. Um, let's take a look at that mappy-gadget-thingy-mag-ig. Can you get it sprayed on the wall?

 

[The Count]

*Presses button and projector screen descends covering one wall in the room.
OK, just move it this vay...

*Diamond core reflects rainbow-colored map onto blank screen.

Hmmm, looks like Lefty marked this spot here with a big X. Vonder if that's there hideout. And then... this other spot marked with a big Y... That could be their next target.
So, Bo... Should ve split up into two groups then?

 

[Beauregard]

Well, let's see...under the big X it says, "Comic Wearhouse" under the Y it says, "Scientists 'R' Us"...Hmm...lots of 'R'us's in this business...well, yup, let's split up. Group one head to the wearhouse, the other group head to the Rus...

 

[theprawncracker]

Well, since I am de most handsome on here, I will lead group uno to de warehouses. Hokay? So, who es coming with me?

 

[The Count]

Vell... Since I have a meeting vith Dr. Honeydew... Think I'll head group 2 over to the scientist's labs/computer store.
So... Who's coming with us?