Role Play: The 2004 Muppet Holiday Party!

[G-MAN]

Rizzo:Ok, I don't know about Kermit or the Chef, but I'm going to wear that nifty Christmas outfit that one of my likenesses wore, hehe.

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

Mee gerna wear the samercloze meeworn since my deebut! Gernie wernie hernie!

*Looks at decorations*

Gerrna....Surmthingie missing

*unfurls blown up picture of Piggy in the hole*

Bork bork bork!

 

[Docnzhoss]

So I opened the mail today and what do I see? A Christmas Card from Gaffer the Cat, addressed just to me. Maybe cats aren't always so bad after all. But thanks to all the me lovers for cheering me up!

I'm going to place the presents under the tree now, no fair peeking everyone. Rizzo, you won't find yours here yet because it's in a special hiding place. I'm afraid with your appetite and sense of smell you might get into the Christmas spirit a little early.

 

[The Count]

Hey Rowlf, glad you're feeling somewhat chipper today. And so am I, since I got the big box I ordered for my B-Day delivered today. I'm taking a break from my exams since the deadline isn't yet expired, and I'm currently building the newest playset for my figure collection. Ah ha! That's 5 fabulous playsets from Palisades Toys!
The rest of the presents are under the tree, and a few well hidden away from curious eyes or noses. Please tell Miss Piggy I'll be dressed up and ready for the party later tonight. Ha ha, to work my little bats!

 

[JaniceFerSure]

Oh my gosh,like the party is tonight?Gotta go get dressed.I'm going to wear my red & holly green blouse,silver vest with gold trim embroidery,and dark olive slacks.My shoes are nice just-out-of-the-box black loafers.I'm going to wear ribbons in my hair;with holiday red,green & gold.

May I help you out with anything Chef? Do you need me to take any food out to our dining table or eating/drinking utensils? LMK.

Happy birthday Count.

 

[Katzi428]

Mee gerna wear the samercloze meeworn since my deebut! Gernie wernie hernie!

*Looks at decorations*

Gerrna....Surmthingie missing

*unfurls blown up picture of Piggy in the hole*

Bork bork bork!

Uhoh Chef...I don't want to be around when Miss Piggy sees that. Otherwise she'll SYSCFITF! (Stuff Your Swedish Chef Face Into The Floor!)
Hmmm... looks like I have everything done!I just hope no one was peeking at the presents that I bought for them. Because I really worked hard at picking them out.

 

[The Count]

*Ready to make his grand entrance.

*Wearing woolen white winter suitjacket, white pants, belt with black bat buckle, black socks and shoes, white snowy spats, black bowtie, and Christmas green cape.
*Storm clouds surround and start to split apart to allow the Count to be seen.
Ah ha, my friends! The Count von Count has arrived at Miss Piggy's vonderful Christmas party!
Hope every one has a vonderful time, and hope every 1 arrives soon and dressed for the festive event. Oh, please pardon me, velcome my little batty beauties.
*Three bat triplets are seen fluttering above the Count with small ice crystal earrings.
Let me introduce you to my batty beauties. There's Grischa, wearing her snowy white ghostly gwon. There's Mischa, wearing her black ice shadowy shroud. And there's Sascha wearing her crimson red bloody ballgown.
So, hope the party gets started soon and happy holidays to all!

 

[Beth C]

Mee gerna wear the samercloze meeworn since my deebut! Gernie wernie hernie!

*Looks at decorations*

Gerrna....Surmthingie missing

*unfurls blown up picture of Piggy in the hole*

Bork bork bork!

*Comes downstairs to get a final look of the place before she dresses for her grand entrance*

*spies the picture on the wall, but the Sweedish chef is nowhere to be found*

HEY! *turns a nice shade of crimson* WHERE IS THAT CHEF?? I'M GONNA TURN HIM INTO CHRISTMAS DINNER!!!!!!

*rips picture off wall and storms off*

*stops near the Counts room and knocks on the door*

Count, if anyone rings the bell for the party, please let them in and escort them to the main ballroom. I'm going to find the chef and then get dressed. Moi has to make my grand entrance you know.

*storms off again*

 

[G-MAN]

Me: (enters house) Hey Count, I've got my roomie's present here, can you put it with the one from you till the right time?

 

[The Count]

*Heading out to front door, while still inside.
Oh hello G-Man, yes I can help you with that. Oh bats.
*Bats appear above the Count. Please put this gift for Rizzo beneath the tree with the others. Thank you my little darlings.
*Bats grab gift and put it beneath the tree.
Happy holidays G-Man.

OK, velcome to Miss Piggy's grand Muppet Central Christmas Party! Hope everyone shows up soon. If anyone does, I'll be counting them up and having such fun.
Oh yes, and you'll be escorted straight to the ballroom where the drinks will be served before our hostess graces us with her presence. Hmmm, I vonder if the star was finally placed on the top of the tree. Oh vell, she and Kermit can make that part of the grandeur of the party itself.
Happy holidays to 1 and all!