Role Play: The 2004 Muppet Holiday Party!

[Beth C]

*picks head up and looks around*

ALRIGHT! WHO BLEW A HOLE IN MY FRESHLY WASHED FLOOR?

*sees turkey pieces everywhere*

Hey Chef, can you try to make the refreshments without destroying the place?

*Spies Rowlf* Where have you been? Did you get those invitations mailed that I gave you? And have you seen Kermit around here? Or Pepe? Or Gonzo?

*taps foot and waits*

 

[christyb]

*walks back in the room bearing supplies to fix the hole.

Oh hi Piggy. I've been busy. The ornaments are laying beside the tree for whenever Pepe has time to put them up. I called the carpenter about fixing the hole but some unfortunate news happened so I'm fixing it myself. Well I gotta get to work.

 

[Beth C]

There you are Kermit. Can't you get someone else to fix that hole? You can't be late for the tuxedo fitting, my love. *Moves closer to him* Besides, I need you to hang up the mistletoe.

 

[christyb]

err...*gulp* Piggy. I can't there's no one else to do it and it costs to much to do it. Don't worry I won't be late to get my tux.

*Sets up ladder and begins working

Maybe you could get Gonzo to put up the mistletoe.

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

*Enters coughing*

Har! Shinee treeballs make me go chookchook!


(ie Shiny Tree balls make me choke, ie I'm choking on a bauble!)

 

[christyb]

*looks down at the chef

What??!! Swedish Chef what are you doing eating the ornaments? Spit that out before you hurt yourself.

*climbs down ladder

Well thats done now for the floor.

* begins fixing the floor while humming to myself.

 

[Beth C]

*Grabs the Chef's arm and drags him over to one side of the room*

Now, I hope you can follow simple directions. *Tears a page off her clipboard* This is a list for all the food we are going to need for the party. I need you to pick up the snacks and prepare the drinks and appetizers.

Think you can handle that?

*Glances briefly to where Kermit is working on the floor and up to the clock on the wall* Hrm....He's gonna be late.

*Suddenly remembers what Kermit said about Gonzo and mistleto*

Hey wait a minute! That wasn't very nice or loving of him.

*Glares at the frog*

 

[Daffyfan4ever]

*I guess I'm still Floyd*

*Floyd walks in*

Hey, guys. I'm here. Wow! Look at this mess. Is there anything I can do to help?

 

[christyb]

Yeah save me from the Pig. Well I gotta go for my fitting. See you later guys!


*walks out fairly quickly in order to avoid some form of pain that may be coming.

 

[Beth C]

*gasps!*

Alright frog! *looks around but Kermit is gone*

Hey, Floyd, want to do me a favor?