Role Play: The 2004 Muppet Holiday Party!

[Whatever]

1. You can be any Muppet you want, but it has to be a Muppet. Sesame, Fraggle, Muppet, Whatever

Yeth?

 

[Beth C]

*Looks over to Gonzo* Hey, Beakbrain, we know you like danger, so how about you get to hang the stuff that goes up by the ceiling?

*bats eyes at Kermit* You are going to remember to bring moi a corsage, right?

*picks up clipboard and looks at it*

 

[christyb]

Yes Piggy I won't forget your corsage. So how can I help out? Other than not forgetting things.

 

[Beth C]

*Looks over list*

Hmm... well, Kermie, if you want, you can go get the boxes of ornaments for the tree. They are in the storeroom under all the props. I doubt Pepe can lift them by himself.

 

[christyb]

Good point. C'mon Pepe. By the way where's Scooter? I gotta couple of errands for him.

*Exits room and starts to descend stairs into the storeroom

*dust files
Sheesh, I really outta get someone to clean down here.

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

* explosion *

Mar turkey go boom boom! Gerna haffa cleaner kitchen!

 

[christyb]

* explosion blows a hole in the floor. Looks up to the kitchen through the hole.

Hey Sweedish Chef be careful up there!

*looks down and sees turkey pieces and misc. kitchen supplies everywhere
You missing anything that you need? Oh Boy what a mess.

 

[Docnzhoss]

Woo Hoo! I'll be Rowlf the Dog!

(Humming to the tune of Jingle Bells)

Hey, where is everybody? (Looks at the hole in the ceiling) I take myself for a 10 minute walk and the whole place goes to heck.

 

[christyb]

*Walks out of storage room with boxes and covered in turkey pieces.

Hey Rowlf. That's just Sweedish Chef cooking the food for the party that Piggy's planning. Gonzo and Pepe are somewhere around also. Now if you'll excuse me I gotta go call a carpenter to come and fix that hole.

Oh Boy what a mess.

 

[christyb]

* On the phone

Hello, Yes this is Kermit the Frog.
-- Herman the Dog? Ok what
can I do for you Mr. The Dog
No, its Frog, Kermit the Frog.
--Hog, well why didn't you say so. Is there something I can do for you.
Forget it. Yes I would like an estimate on some repair work.
--Hmm... Let me think that'll be 1200 dollars
What!!?? You haven't even seen it
--Well then sir....
Forget it I'll fix it myself.

*Hangs up.

Oh brother!! Anyone seen my hammer??