Role Play: Muppets on the Move

[McFraggle]

Yep, killed in a bus driven by a pig.

 

[Daffyfan4ever]

Well, everbody, calm down. Piggy said she's driven a bus before. I'm sure she knows what she's doing. *gulp* I hope.

 

[Infinity Sirius]

*looks in knapsack* If she does kill us, I think I have a few coffins in here. So should we play a road game?

 

[Fozzie Bear]

I only suggested we take the blue line, but Kermit straightened me out on that. Piggy, you know I can drive good if you want me to.

*There's a long black car following the bus, but nobody notices it. Suddenly, it spins off the main highway and down a side road.*

Anyhow, if we drive straight south and then a little west we'll be headed straight for Orlando.

 

[Beth C]

I heard that! Just because the one time I try, we wreck the bus doesn't mean that I'll do it again.

*drives past the dead man's curve sign*

Besides, all you have to do is keep a firm grip on the wheel,

*bus swings wildly to one side*

and you will stay in control.

*turns curve and all muppets are tossed to the other side of the bus, some up against windows, some fall on the floor*

See? Nothing to it.

 

[Fozzie Bear]

AAAIIIIEEEEEEEE!!!

LEMME WALK LEMME WALK LEMME WALK!!!

*On a dirt road above the main highway, the shiny black car watches as The Muppets travel along.*

 

[Erine81981]

AAAIIIIEEEEEEEE!!!

LEMME WALK LEMME WALK LEMME WALK!!!

*On a dirt road above the main highway, the shiny black car watches as The Muppets travel along.*

*screams like a girl*

I'M WITH THE BEAR! LETUS WALK! ITS THE SHINY BLACK CAR!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! *faint*

 

[McFraggle]

Someone is trying to sabotage us.

 

[Fozzie Bear]

NOTE: Fozzie Bear was screaming at Piggy's driving. The black car isn't on our road...yet.

Slow DOWN, Miss Piggy! We'll be there in due time! Wow.

*The shiny black car disappears behind trees on the road on the hill above them.*

 

[Beth C]

*straightens bus out and begins slowing down to just under 65mph*

Everyone okay back there? I thought I heard something fall.