M.M.I.B. (Monster and Men In Black)
Kevin Clash - "O.K. Elmo, people are obviously still noticing other characters here. Let's make an attempt to try this again."
Elmo - "O.K. Kevin!"
Elmo and Kevin suddenly apear on everyones computer screen, dressed in cool black suits and shades and carrying "flash sticks".
Kevin - "This time, let me do all the talking." (He summons everyones) attention:"May I have everyones attention, please. I need you all to look strait at these sticks Elmo and I are holding in our hands." (As people everywhere look on, they flask the sticks, erasing our present short term memorie. As we look on blankly, Kevin proceeds to state " Now. From this moment on, when you watch SS or any Elmo Specials, the main monster you will notice is Elmo. You will love Elmo. You will adore Elmo and only Elmo!" Elmo whispers in Kevins ear for a few seconds, then Kevin proceeds. O.K. you can also notice Zoe, Baby Bear and Telly, But your main focus will still be on elmo! I have Spoken!" They close the sticks and, while everyone proceeds to regain their conciousness, they hurry and exit the screen.)
Elmo - "Does Kevin promise Elmo now that Elmo will be the favorite character again on SS?"
Kevin - "Well, Elmo, I sure hope so. There is only one slight problem."
Elmo - "What's that, Kevin?"
Kevin - "Unfortunately the sticks only work on short-term memory. And I still don't know how to get all the members on this forum at one time. We'll have to keep working on that. Elmo? Elmo! I told you not to play with that stick! Close it right now! No, Elmo! No! Don't push that button!!!!!!!!!!!!! We don't have our shades on! Nooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!______" *Poof!*
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