Quotes by Y-O-U

[Misskermie]

Me: Mom, this shampoo bottle is telling me what to do!

Mom: What are you talking about?

Me: Well, maybe I WANT to have it contact my eyes. And it says, don't.

Mom: -__-


-Me, being... Me...

 

[Twisted Tails]

"Life is a like, uh know a bunch of fish. You'll never know what your're gonna catch.

- me

I guess I tried to say this once to my mom.

 

[mo]

Me: yay shawn I missed you! (about to hug my brother)
My dad: sorry mikayla you can't, he's had nuts.
Me: (glaring at my brother) YOU.

-yesterday picking my brother and father from the airport