Puppet with heart and blood

[Super Scooter]

I think if you sacrifice a chicken under a full moon and scatter the ashes of three wolf puppets into the eternal wind, the bearded God of puppetry will grant your puppet a heart and circulation...

And if it proves itself good enough, it may even become a 'real boy'.

Bea{...Nevermind...}regard

Tried it. All I got was a smelly, dead chicken and a bunch of wolf ash in my face. Should have stood away from the wind.

 

[Beauregard]

Tried it. All I got was a smelly, dead chicken and a bunch of wolf ash in my face. Should have stood away from the wind.

*greatly amused*

 

[Super Scooter]

*greatly amused*

*spit spit* Blech, burnt wolf fur. Yuck-ah!

It could be worse. I could have tried throwin' a dead chicken into the wind.

 

[Beauregard]

Remember when Piggy faked a sneeze in Muppets Tonight?

 

[Super Scooter]

Remember when Piggy faked a sneeze in Muppets Tonight?

Did you mean to post this in the "Cheeky" Muppet Moments thread?

 

[Beauregard]

I did! How did it end up here? And why is there dead chicken meat everywhere?