Pre-Wedding Jitters ~ A Series of Short Muppet Fan-Fiction Stories

[Beauregard]

Good luck on your physics test, Prawnie.

Bea{I have a math exam tomorrow...meh!}regard

 

[theprawncracker]

Good luck on your physics test, Prawnie.

Bea{I have a math exam tomorrow...meh!}regard

Thank you Beau, and good luck to you on your math examination. Make sure you have a number two pencil and a legal calculator. You wouldn't want any of those illegal calculator immigrants...

 

[Beauregard]

Sam: What's all this about a sick bird with calculous migranes? It sounds distinctly...UNamerican.

 

[theprawncracker]

Sam: What's all this about a sick bird with calculous migranes? It sounds distinctly...UNamerican.

Russian Communist: Mein good friend ze eagle, efryzing is un-American to you.

 

[Beauregard]

Russian Communist: Mein good friend ze eagle, efryzing is un-American to you.

Sam: Do you have this Smernoff in a red-white-and-blue bottle?

 

[theprawncracker]

Sam: Do you have this Smernoff in a red-white-and-blue bottle?

Russian Communist: In Soviet Russia, Smernoff bottles you!

 

[Beauregard]

I am so lost...

Bea{I haven't tried...}regard

 

[theprawncracker]

Have jou tried de Harry Krishnas, hokay? Oh, wait that's what you just said no to... I guess that's why I should actually read your little penguin blurbs.

 

[Beauregard]

*gasp!* Don't let yourself be distracted by the penguin, Prawnie, the blurb is the most important moment of my post.

Bea{Sometimes}regard

 

[theprawncracker]

*gasp!* Don't let yourself be distracted by the penguin, Prawnie, the blurb is the most important moment of my post.

Bea{Sometimes}regard

...Oh. I thought... oh. I see now. *eats penguin* Much better.