Muppet Newsgirl
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Yes, German is a very wordy language - including all the words that are 10 to 20 letters long.
If it's cool with everyone, I'd like to throw in another variation on 'The Happy Wanderer;' this one's been knocking about in my head because of a story David Rudman told on the MuppetCast tribute show for Richard Hunt.
(Having been kicked over the ledge once too often by peevish Bavarian goats, our trio has gone in for a change of scenery in the Peruvian Andes.)
First Pig: Ah...isn't this the life?
Second: That's right...we've gone three days without being kicked by one goat.
Third: Getting away from the Alps for a bit was the right thing...I feel like singing...
All: I love to go a-wandering
Along the mountain track,
And as I go, I love to sing,
My knapsack on my back.
First: Valder-i,
Second: Valder-a,
Third: Valder-a, valder - aaaaahhh!
(For the goats in the Andes don't like that song either. Meanwhile, somewhere down below on the Inca trail leading to Machu Picchu...)
Richard: How're you holding up back there, Dave?
David: Pretty good...but I think I've got a rock in one of my boots.
Richard: Lucky you; someone else found a scorpion in one of his.
David: (shaking rock out of boot) Ouch. So how far out are we?
Richard: Well, the guide says we'll be at the Sun Gate by tomorrow morning, so...what's that noise?
(the hiking pig comes tumbling down the mountain and out of sight)
David: Didn't that happen on the Muppet Show?
Richard: Yeah...there's always three of them. That song's got to be jinxed or something.
(A few moments and a few verses later, the remaining two pigs come rolling and bumping down.)
If it's cool with everyone, I'd like to throw in another variation on 'The Happy Wanderer;' this one's been knocking about in my head because of a story David Rudman told on the MuppetCast tribute show for Richard Hunt.
(Having been kicked over the ledge once too often by peevish Bavarian goats, our trio has gone in for a change of scenery in the Peruvian Andes.)
First Pig: Ah...isn't this the life?
Second: That's right...we've gone three days without being kicked by one goat.
Third: Getting away from the Alps for a bit was the right thing...I feel like singing...
All: I love to go a-wandering
Along the mountain track,
And as I go, I love to sing,
My knapsack on my back.
First: Valder-i,
Second: Valder-a,
Third: Valder-a, valder - aaaaahhh!
(For the goats in the Andes don't like that song either. Meanwhile, somewhere down below on the Inca trail leading to Machu Picchu...)
Richard: How're you holding up back there, Dave?
David: Pretty good...but I think I've got a rock in one of my boots.
Richard: Lucky you; someone else found a scorpion in one of his.
David: (shaking rock out of boot) Ouch. So how far out are we?
Richard: Well, the guide says we'll be at the Sun Gate by tomorrow morning, so...what's that noise?
(the hiking pig comes tumbling down the mountain and out of sight)
David: Didn't that happen on the Muppet Show?
Richard: Yeah...there's always three of them. That song's got to be jinxed or something.
(A few moments and a few verses later, the remaining two pigs come rolling and bumping down.)