People Are Morons

[Fozzie Bear]

I dunno why, but I thought it was a thread about "Mormons."



Zack reminded me of daily calls I get.

"Good Morning, Allstate. May I help you?"

"Is this Allstate Insurance?"

"Yes it is. May I help you?"

"Is Bobby [the agent] there?"

"Bobby isn't here, I work for him. May I help you?"

"Who are you?"

"I'm Kevin, can I help you?"

"Weeellll, maybe you can help me..."

Well, no duh!

I also got:
"Yeah, tell me how much is due this month?"

"$150, sir."

"Yeah, okay. That's what my bill says, too."

NO! REALLY?!

Yup, People are Morons.

 

[Fozzie Bear]

Originally posted by beaker
Man, all this snow talk...I almost forget what snow looks like We did however have a light sprinkling, but it didnt last long. Mostly just beautiful sunny clouds and nice weather^)^
***** I love California!

Oh, go eat a kumquat. Am I jealous of your purty weather?? Well, YEAH!! I am! Really!! LOL!!

 

[Cantus Rock]

Originally posted by Fozzie Bear
I dunno why, but I thought it was a thread about "Mormons."

Well, some people are Mormons...nothing wrong with that...



-Matt

 

[anathema]

Originally posted by Cantus Rock
Well, some people are Mormons...nothing wrong with that...



-Matt

I know some Lizard Worshippers who might disagree with you there :-P

 

[Cantus Rock]

Originally posted by anathema
I know some Lizard Worshippers who might disagree with you there :-P

Scary as it is, I believe that you know Lizard Worshippers...

-Matt

 

[anathema]

Originally posted by Cantus Rock
Scary as it is, I believe that you know Lizard Worshippers...

-Matt

I used to have a skull on top of my TV flanked by a couple of red candles...great for putting the wind up the landlord!

 

[Fozzie Bear]

Originally posted by Cantus Rock
Well, some people are Mormons...nothing wrong with that...

Nope. Not at all...I just thought that's what it said.

But, I do fall asleep during their services. That and I went to a presbyterian church, and Fozzie's right. Electric Mayhem would NOT be presbyterian. More like Pentacostal. I just fall asleep in church too much when I go. Except at churches with rocking music and an excited preacher.

Um...we were talking about morons right? Okay, go ahead. Talk about me.

 

[Zack the Dog]

LOL!! Yeah, that's way cool, Zack!

Byron,Byron, Byron, Byron,... You reversed my sentence....It was too cool because we got two snow day's added on to are four day Thanksgiving break...thus making it six days. Then the "There were cars and people trapped all over the place!"


see,

Two years ago we had a big gigantic storm right before Thanksgiving weekend and to add two snow days right before the break! Yeah! That was too cool! There were cars and people trapped all over the place!

oh i say Pizza Pie all the time!

Zack, you're funny when you rant, buddy!

Thanks, I wish I was funny when i'm not ranting

JESSIC! you swore you would never bring that up again!I haven't! besides that wasn't rantting, that was babbling, I do both...offen...Always in humor.


Zack)Rowlf the, Dejorno! Dejono I say!!Dog.

 

[Janice & Mokey's Man]

Originally posted by Fozzie Bear
Oh, go eat a kumquat. Am I jealous of your purty weather?? Well, YEAH!! I am! Really!! LOL!!

*ahem*

Ya got it back'ards, buddy. It's "Really!" first, followed by the appropriate custom-made two-word, two-syllable phrase.

Really!

It is!



Don't worry, you'll learn...*pats ya on yer bald, jealous head*



And as far as I'm concerned, Cory can keep his icky, overrated "sun" (*shivers*). Give me 40 inches o' snow ANY day!!

 

[Janice & Mokey's Man]

Originally posted by Zack the Dog
Byron,Byron, Byron, Byron,... You reversed my sentence....It was too cool because we got two snow day's added on to are four day Thanksgiving break...thus making it six days. Then the "There were cars and people trapped all over the place!"

Oh, I believe ya, Zack, buddy. But one has to admit that your phrase of the people and the cars could almost be mistaken for a danglin' modifier for "Too cool!" part.

Like, if somebody said, "I won a trip to go meet Kathy Mullen! Too cool! I got to ask her questions about Mokey and everything!"

See what I mean? Both sides of the "too cool" could easily be assumed to link to it, and the latter part just seems to naturally reflect on the "too cool".

Why am I talkin' like 'is?? LOL!!

oh i say Pizza Pie all the time!

YAY!! I think I'll start doin' 'at, too!!

*calls Papa John's* "Yes, I'd like a large one-topping 'pizza pie'."