Palisades Lunch Break

[grail]

yes, he's one of us now...

*starts chanting* ONE OF US! ONE OF US!

sorry...somehow, this thread just seems like the place for that...

 

[incredeeble!]

"one if us?????"

 

[grail]

crap...i HATE typos. especially when they ruin a perfectly good joke. thanks for pointing it out, i got it fixed...

 

[Janice & Mokey's Man]

Originally posted by incredeeble!
"one if us?????"

LOL!

*sigh*

OH how I wish I'd seen it before ya fixed it...

 

[grail]

Originally posted by Janice & Mokey's Man
OH how I wish I'd seen it before ya fixed it...

yes, yes...rub it in...

(you know, i'm really surprised that no one's commented on my new sig...i expected some strong reactions)

 

[matleo]

Hey Travis I htink there i a small probem ith some of your 'new rules'. Particulal items # 10 which states that work doesnt beng until 11:30 and #17 which states that pastreis will be handed out at 9 am. my question is that if work doen't start until 11:30 who are you handing pastries out too? What's the deal?

--Matt

 

[grail]

Originally posted by matleo
Hey Travis I htink there i a small probem ith some of your 'new rules'. Particulal items # 10 which states that work doesnt beng until 11:30 and #17 which states that pastreis will be handed out at 9 am. my question is that if work doen't start until 11:30 who are you handing pastries out too? What's the deal?

you forget that he is also the self apointed "master of time and space".

besides, i understand he can't even read a clock...elsewise he'd be at work on time on a regular basis anyway.

 

[tomahawk]

Originally posted by ElecMayhem
I ain't scared of Mike Horn...

'Course, I can say that because he just left for a long weekend.

Okay, with Mike gone, the following rules are in effect:

(1.) Pants optional
(2.) Scuba gear manditory
(3.) Thursday, September 5 is bring your pet to work day
(4.) Friday, September 6 is send your evil twin to work day
(5.) All paperclips are henceforth to be named "Murphy"
(6.) Greg is fired
(7.) Keith is promoted to "the new Greg"
(8.) The paper shredder is promoted to "the new Keith"
(9.) Greg is re-hired and will now be in charge of shredding paper
(10.) Henceforth, work begins at 11:30
(11.) Lunch will now be referred to as "food eating time"
(12.) Llamas must be ridden to and from the water cooler
(13.) I am to be called "Master of all time and space"
(14.) No one is allowed to use the words, "orange", "hyperbole", or "amplify."
(15.) Ken is to be referred to as "Travis Jr."
(16.) Only singing between the hours of 2-4 pm; NO TALKING!!
(17.) Pastries will be provided each day by 9 am... to be used as projectiles
(18.) Post-"Food Eating Time" snacks will be brought around by trained monkeys promptly at 3 pm
(19.) Everyone must pause silently for a brief moment whenever anyone mentions Mike Horn. *moment of silence*
(20.) I like cheese

Thank you

Master of all time and space

what no noon oil rub down?

 

[ElecMayhem]

You see, Rule # 17 states that pastries will be distributed BY 9 am. We do not necessarily have to be here WHEN the pastries arrive. Furthermore, rule # 10 states that WORK begins at 11:30 -- this rule is simply a loophole for those of us who enjoy sleeping in. There's nothing to stop any of us from coming in early -- say at 8 am. It's just that we don't have to begin conducting business until 11:30... In the meantime, we can throw pastries around, or post on Muppet Central.

And no, I cannot read a clock. I don't have to. I am the Master of all Time and Space.

 

[Slim]

Hello everyone!!! Glad to see a few more posts then when I left last night! You have done well...

Let's see...only like 3,000 more posts and I'll be a happy camper! Let's make it happen.