Will we get international aid do you think? Hope it's not that rice muck. I mean they offer assistance and the least they could do is send something worth eating. Like vanilla fudge or aromatic Turkish delight or sticky buns. And what's with the water? Where's the tea and coffee, soft drinks, and the little plastic monkeys and paper umbrellas. And none of this ex army hospital blankets, quilted comforters all round thanks very much.
If you're gonna send aide then send the good stuff whydontcha. Man it's so hard to get decent help.
Who isn't here yet that we can poke fun at?
(I'm only joking. The international aid charities do a marvellous, simply marvellous job.)