Oscar's smell

[OldSchoolFan]

As we all know, Oscar is a pretty filthy dude.

If Oscar was real, in detail, what do you all think he'd smell like?

I think he'd smell like a mix between:
-A 50 year old couch that has been vomitted on several times
-Gasoline
-Foot sweat
-Rotten cheese

What do you guys think Oscar would smell like if he were real?

 

[The Shoe Fairy]

He could market a pefume : Eau d'grouche

 

[Drtooth]

At the risk of saying "like an old puppet with 40 years of arm sweat" I say that he may smell like trash, but I have a theory that he could easily smell like really, really, really bad cologne... you know the cheap kind that burns your nose when you smell it, no matter how little is put on? Smelling like old ham and feet may sound grouchy, but smelling offensively "good" sounds very grouchy to me.

 

[Katzi428]

Limberger cheese that's been left out of the fridge for the past 40 years!

 

[Oscarfan]

How does Oscar smell?

Horrible! He doesn't have a nose! Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk!

 

[Beauregard]

Wocka wocka...

I bet he smells kinda like the paper they wrap Fish and Chips in.

 

[Katzi428]

How does Oscar smell?

Horrible! He doesn't have a nose! Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk!

*groan...giving Oscarfan the hook!*

 

[Beauregard]

Hook, hook, give 'im the hook!

Bea{Run Peter!}regard

 

[Oscarfan]

*being pulled off-stage* "Baby, Baby, don't get hooked on me..."

 

[Beauregard]

Wet dog...that's an unpleasurable stench...I imagine he might have that kind of smell, or sort of "Pond Weed" tang about him. Maybe old-rain-coat.