Official Muppet Central Merchandise: Could it Happen?

[The Count]

Hey... You get your message across your way... I'll get it across my way. But then again, all ways lead to the one way as a sage Fraggle would say. Besides, you know it's a Fraggle's duty to have fun. So come on Prawny... *Squirts him with water pistol, then scurries off to go get some Doozersticks with new MC flavor.

 

[theprawncracker]

*frowns* Alright, it's on. Right after I have waffles from my new, shiny, MC waffle iron!

 

[D'Snowth]

Zany: Hmm... can't say I have. Got any on ya? I'm starved.

No, believe me, even if you were DESPERATE, you'd rather eat garbage that eat this rich, yellowish-greenish, goopy, slop!

 

[The Count]

Uh-oh! Look out! Brigadeer General Lisa, nooooooo!
*Hears MC waffle iron used to waffle Prawny. Shillin' is as easy as breathin'.

 

[theprawncracker]

Zany: ...Any idea where I can get garbage then?

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*eats MC waffles*

 

[D'Snowth]

Zany: ...Any idea where I can get garbage then?

Check with Oscar the Grouch.

 

[theprawncracker]

Zany: Hmm... can you tell me how to get to Sesame Street then?

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*washes dishes and waffle iron with MC dish soap*

 

[D'Snowth]

Zany: Hmm... can you tell me how to get to Sesame Street then?

Yeah, you head up north, hang a right due east, then you have to travel a little ways until you get to this really, big city called New York City, then you got to go a little south to look for the suburb of Queens, then take a left and head west a little ways until you come to this subway station, you take the subway and head to Astoria, you get to Astoria, then you have to take a taxi cab back north for about fifteen minutes, look for a string of brownstone apartment buildings, that's where you'll get off, then head down the sidewalk a ways and it'll take you into Sesame Street.

 

[BEAR]

Zany: Hmm... can you tell me how to get to Sesame Street then?

(A magic carpet-with a GPS system-lands on Zany, with a note reading, "Guess someone wasn't paying attention")

 

[theprawncracker]

Zany: *reads note* Oh, sorry, Ryan must've heard you say that, not me. We look the same sometimes. ...How did a magic carpet get inside this barrel?

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Ryan: *yawns* *takes nap on MC recliner*