Odd Creature Washes Up on NY Beach

[theprawncracker]

It's my missing uncle Vinnie!

Oh thank goodness! I know you were very worried about him.

 

[dwayne1115]

I told poor uncle Vinne to stay away from that glowing green light but he didn't listen to me. The next thing i know he sends me a chistmas picture card of him in his new underwater home. My whole family already looks kind of weird. Let me show you.


Mom http://www.humboldt.edu/~circus/graphics/MonkeyBarrelBeardedLady.jpg



Dad http://www.alienandufopictures.com/real_alien_pic.jpg


Me http://www.whatjamiefound.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/four-toes-jerboa.jpg

 

[theprawncracker]

Awww! Dwayne! Is your species endangered?

 

[dwayne1115]

Im kind of like Tigger and Gonzo I'm the only one!

 

[theprawncracker]

Im kind of like Tigger and Gonzo I'm the only one!

Ohhh. Well do we have to go on a big movie adventure to find your family only to discover that you're the only one? Or will we just skip that step?

 

[Oscarfan]

Ohhh. Well do we have to go on a big movie adventure to find your family only to discover that you're the only one? Or will we just skip that step?

No, he'll do a movie where he get's kidnapped a by a scret governemtn agency and tries to make contact with outer space family.

 

[dwayne1115]

I did that once just to find out that all my people where naked elderly people who have lived for hunderds of years old. Everything was saggy and wringly kind of sick. Then i woke up in this strange hospital where the Docters there had claws insteed of hands.

 

[theprawncracker]

I did that once just to find out that all my people where naked elderly people who have lived for hunderds of years old. Everything was saggy and wringly kind of sick. Then i woke up in this strange hospital where the Docters there had claws insteed of hands.

...Dwayne, I have this lovely, white jacket with... no sleeves that's just your size! It's totally your color, wanna try it on?

 

[dwayne1115]

Yes but i hate to tell you that i have had at least 10 of them and was able to some how get out.

 

[theprawncracker]

Yes but i hate to tell you that i have had at least 10 of them and was able to some how get out.

How about this lovely room with nice... bars. It's the latest in interior design.