Fozzie Bear
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Do you really want an explanation? Or are you soaking in the blissfulness of not knowing what's goin on? You're safe either way...
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Sunshineboz
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HA HA, Sarah, it's best at this point to think of fluffy little clouds and muppets parachuting from them.
Joggy
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Hey, ya know WHAT's fun? Nose hair that's WHITE. Like mine. Like, the kind you can see clearly at every angle even if it's not too much hair growing.
*sigh* I still wonder why I got rebuilt back then. I wish I still had my dark hair
*sigh* I still wonder why I got rebuilt back then. I wish I still had my dark hair
Fozzie Bear
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Keep swinging at 'em, pal. You'll bat a good one as soon as you cover all the bases!
(See? Playing off your 'pitch'.
OH! I said playing!!
...and the game continues into overtime!)
HAAA!!
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The secret life of guys revealed! I had no idea that a discussion of nose hair was supposed to be so prominent on our lists!
Oh, this is a hay-er raising expe- right.
Oh, this is a hay-er raising expe- right.
Fozzie Bear
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HAY! Good pun there! We had almost got away from the 'hay' gags, but you 'raised' it from the dead!!
Then again, most puns die continuously---especially in running gags.
ack!
Then again, most puns die continuously---especially in running gags.
ack!
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Well, I always liked the Henson line of reasoning:
"If it's bad enough to use once, it's good enough
to use again!"
I guess that can get a little emba-HAY-rassing!!! Ah, ha ha!
OK, that one's a bit of a stretch, but, it's HAY-re to stay!!!
"If it's bad enough to use once, it's good enough
to use again!"
I guess that can get a little emba-HAY-rassing!!! Ah, ha ha!
OK, that one's a bit of a stretch, but, it's HAY-re to stay!!!
Fozzie Bear
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DOOHHHH!! I can't BEAR it!!
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I told you it was em-BEAR-assing!
No holds BEAR-ed!
... I'm sorry. I could BEAR-ly control myself on that one!
Seriously, though, is this what we reduce ourselves to? Going down to this un-BEAR-able way of speaking about bodily functions? Or, is it we're just har-BEAR-ing grudges! (big stretch)
Okay, I'm done. Time to hit the HAY!
No holds BEAR-ed!
... I'm sorry. I could BEAR-ly control myself on that one!
Seriously, though, is this what we reduce ourselves to? Going down to this un-BEAR-able way of speaking about bodily functions? Or, is it we're just har-BEAR-ing grudges! (big stretch)
Okay, I'm done. Time to hit the HAY!