None Like it Hot: The "I Hate the Heat" Club

[Ilikemuppets]

I'm really roasting here. Maybe I shouldn't be wearing jeans...

You're not on a spit are you?

 

[Oscarfan]

....Wha?

 

[Beakerfan]

*ties Oscarfan's hands and feet to a long pole, which she then sets in the crooks of two other poles*

*grabs a piece of flint and a piece of steel and begins striking them together beneath Oscarfan*

 

[D'Snowth]

Wow... it's actually cool out today... this is fantastic!

Matter of fact, it was so cool last night, the annoying sounds of jar flies and katydids were gone!

 

[Beakerfan]

What's a jar fly?

 

[D'Snowth]

It's wut y'all smart, ed-yoo-kay-ted yankies call cicadas; us hillbilly folk calls 'em jar flies.

 

[Beakerfan]

Ah! We don't get those 'round here. I hardly know what they look like lol.

 

[frogboy4]

It's partly cloudy 71° High / 57° Low today and 64° / 55° tomorrow, but no fear. With weather this good we'll fall off into the ocean soon enough.

As a native Houstonian, I always check the weather there to encourage me to work hard to make a living and stay here. It's like 95° there today with a billion percent humidity.

 

[D'Snowth]

That does it, I'm heading over to California tomorrow!

 

[D'Snowth]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ez7bPjSJGc8

Here's what jar flies sound like... now how would you like to listen to that all night long, all summer long?