I a big Kermit/Piggy shipper, but if it was ME choosing the date, I'd be cutting a rug with Gonzo! (Of course, he'd probably be eating it after that....)
He's dashing, he's daring and he's a snappy dresser. Plus, he's easy to get a "handle" on. I imagine it'd be easy to arrange a "hook" up, if you were interested in that sort of thing. Plus, you have to respect a guy with his own cannon--even if it is mortgaged up to the, er, hilt.
Knock, knock
Hello?
Um, yes ma'am. We're the pun police, and we've had a report--
Wasn't me--gotta go!