My New Job

[Ziffel]

With all the advance enthusiasm you have, I'm sure you will really dig it!

- The King of puns

 

[Muppetfreak]

That's awesome Kevin! You go!

It makes me wonder if we should have a networking thread in the gen discussion forum. Like if people's companies are hiring share the love. I need me a new job in the worst way, this is what gave me the idea.

 

[McFraggle]

A dead-end job to the headstone business. At least in your new job, they are dying to get there. Bad puns aside, congrats Kevin.

 

[Luke]

I was working in a dead-end insurance job

Going from a dead end job to a job where you are putting an 'end' to the dead so to speak ... lol.

... and at least now you can get a nice discount on a gravestone for Billy The Psyhic (and now six feet under) chicken! His headstone can read "I came, I thwacked, I rotted".

GOOD LUCK !

PS :- Do you get commision? If so, i'm gonna sleep with one eye open if ever i come stay at your place!

 

[Beauregard]

If he did get a commision, I supose the dead would rise his pay....

 

[AndyWan Kenobi]

I might be digging a hole for myself by jumping in, and I do hope that the puns will rest in peace after all of the good ones have dried up, (and only the more cryptic ones are left), but congrats on the new job, Kevin!

 

[Vic Romano]

Congrats Kev! Just don't take your work home with you!

 

[Beauregard]

Hopefully your boss will start coughin' up your pay soon....Ok, the lamest of lame..but....

 

[Fozzie Bear]

This is a great thread if nothing more but for the perfection in the use of puns!! I love you guys!

 

[G-MAN]

Congratulation Kev, and now here's the lamest pun of all, "So Kevin, does that mean that you're now working the graveyard shift?" Aaaahhhh, Wocka Wocka, as the great lame comedian would say.